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Independent Bookstore Puts The Dave Eggers Right Where The fukkers Can Find Them
News in Brief • Local • books • Unsponsored • business • ISSUE 49•47 • Nov 15, 2013
PORTLAND, ME—Saying that he wanted to make things as easy as possible for all the dumbshyts to locate, Back Pages Bookshop owner Stephen Larrick told reporters Friday that he had placed all of the Dave Eggers titles on a table near the independent bookstore’s entrance where any stupid son of a bytch who wandered in could find them. “A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius, Zeitoun, the new one—I piled all that shyt smack-dab in the middle of the room for the dum-dums to snatch up,” Larrick said of the centrally located display, adding that he had attached a handwritten list of staff recommendations that directed the fukkers to several further titles located nearby. “And wait until these dim bulbs see the bookcase I set up with those anthologies of George Saunders’ short stories. They’ll start squealing like pigs in shyt.” Larrick added that he would almost feel bad for these chumps if he wasn’t riding them straight to the goddamn bank.
News in Brief • Local • books • Unsponsored • business • ISSUE 49•47 • Nov 15, 2013
PORTLAND, ME—Saying that he wanted to make things as easy as possible for all the dumbshyts to locate, Back Pages Bookshop owner Stephen Larrick told reporters Friday that he had placed all of the Dave Eggers titles on a table near the independent bookstore’s entrance where any stupid son of a bytch who wandered in could find them. “A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius, Zeitoun, the new one—I piled all that shyt smack-dab in the middle of the room for the dum-dums to snatch up,” Larrick said of the centrally located display, adding that he had attached a handwritten list of staff recommendations that directed the fukkers to several further titles located nearby. “And wait until these dim bulbs see the bookcase I set up with those anthologies of George Saunders’ short stories. They’ll start squealing like pigs in shyt.” Larrick added that he would almost feel bad for these chumps if he wasn’t riding them straight to the goddamn bank.