In the year of our lord in 2024, how do people not know how to wash they ass???

[Dont@Me]

I know people that just barely let water skim between their cheeks in the shower . you really should use a finger and put soap and water a half inch into their butthole like you're SUPPOSED to! That's where the REAL smell of shyt is people! And don't hit me wit no either, because this is REAL SHYT (no pun).

People also don't actually wash the feet. They just let the leftover water run over it and that's it. You're supposed to get a rag and literally wipe between each toe, around the foot, AND the BOTTOM of your foot!

Some of y'all are could use some uncrusting, swear to gawd

 

[boogers]

man i dont know about no digging in your butt kinda nonsense youre talking about

i own a bidet so i dont have those problems...

join the #jetset OP. stop wasting toilet paper

and quit doing things in the shower

bidets are like $35 on amazon

 

[Jasonmask]

I’m just gonna invest in a Japanese toilet and call it a day

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Yeah i ain't never heard about fingering your a$$hole to clean it lol

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Soooooo.......I read right and he said half inch inside? How he know the exact measurements?!

 

[King Kai]

They really use a finger and put soap and water a half inch into their butthole like you're SUPPOSED to! That's where the REAL smell of shyt is people!

It's too early for this foolery

 

[trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In]

man i dont know about no digging in your butt kinda nonsense youre talking about

i own a bidet so i dont have those problems...

join the #jetset OP. stop wasting toilet paper

and quit doing things in the shower

bidets are like $35 on amazon

Once I made the switch to a bidet 3 years ago....I regretted the past 20+ years of my life..............


#BidetGang

 

[ORDER_66]

man i dont know about no digging in your butt kinda nonsense youre talking about

i own a bidet so i dont have those problems...

join the #jetset OP. stop wasting toilet paper

and quit doing things in the shower

bidets are like $35 on amazon

#JETSET

 

[Canada Goose]

I'm dead ass serious when I make the following post, no /Harlem jokes here.... But there's seriously men out there who think washing your butthole is gay



I'm a Goose so swimming on the lake keeps my bussy fresh, you humans who don't wash your booty in the shower though

 

[klientel]

a finger in your ass to clean it is definitely not necessary thats more of a preference

 

[boogers]

I'm dead ass serious when I make the following post, no /Harlem jokes here.... But there's seriously men out there who think washing your butthole is gay



I'm a Goose so swimming on the lake keeps my bussy fresh, you humans who don't wash your booty in the shower though

geese shyt all over the sidewalk, and attack women and children. theyre the Indians of animals.

 

[King Kai]

This thread premise didn't go too well when @King Zimbabwe tried it either

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/brehs-let-me-upgrade-your-shower-game.882845

 

[ciubaca]

i just clean my armpits dikk balls and ass crack.
Gravity takes care of the rest

 

[F*ckthemkids]

I'm dead ass serious when I make the following post, no /Harlem jokes here.... But there's seriously men out there who think washing your butthole is gay



I'm a Goose so swimming on the lake keeps my bussy fresh, you humans who don't wash your booty in the shower though

I've actually heard this. I've also heard dudes say scrubbing your dikk was gay.

I was just like and kept it pushing... These were also dudes who had to take off all their clothes to shyt...And before any of you clever nikkas hit me with the He disclosed that info to me when he was shocked I didn't do the same thing.

 

[King Kai]

Gravity takes care of the rest