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IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
TLR has a thread about how Rock doesn't have any good movies of his own. He's always carried by an ensemble cast or he's starring in a garbage ass film. It's true, no hate. Rock just doesn't have a Terminator, or a Predator, or a Rocky, or a Rambo, or even a Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot. He has bad agents or something.
Anyway, what's really much more important to us marks is whether or not, strictly in kayfabe, The Rock could go over Stallone's or Arnold's most iconic characters.
Rock would obviously body Rocky Balboa, since the little spaghetti midget got handed his ass by Thunderlips, who has the same moveset as Hogan, who Rock beat at Mania.
Rambo would be trouble, but we have to assume that the usual pro wrestling rules would apply and he wouldn't be allowed to use a gun or a knife. Maybe a bow with explosive arrows, but that's gonna be unwieldy, even in the big 20 by 20 foot WWE ring. I call it a draw.
The Terminator basically has the original Undertaker gimmick. Can't be harmed. Doesn't like to move fast. Almost certainly fukking going over. But Rock would definitely cut better promos and that's all that matters to indy smarks these days. But kayfabe? A red dot would be on Rock's huge forehead like his name was Sarrah Connor.
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Anyway, what's really much more important to us marks is whether or not, strictly in kayfabe, The Rock could go over Stallone's or Arnold's most iconic characters.
Rock would obviously body Rocky Balboa, since the little spaghetti midget got handed his ass by Thunderlips, who has the same moveset as Hogan, who Rock beat at Mania.
Rambo would be trouble, but we have to assume that the usual pro wrestling rules would apply and he wouldn't be allowed to use a gun or a knife. Maybe a bow with explosive arrows, but that's gonna be unwieldy, even in the big 20 by 20 foot WWE ring. I call it a draw.
The Terminator basically has the original Undertaker gimmick. Can't be harmed. Doesn't like to move fast. Almost certainly fukking going over. But Rock would definitely cut better promos and that's all that matters to indy smarks these days. But kayfabe? A red dot would be on Rock's huge forehead like his name was Sarrah Connor.
@R=G
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