I'm Tryna break up with my girl this week so I don't have to get her a Christmas Present

Mr.Black

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how about you stay with her for the christmas p*ssy and tell her she aint getting shyt besides a dikk in her mouth
 

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just wait until she says something even the slightest bit slick, and use that as an excuse to start an argument and break up with her. Play the victim and lay in on thick....get your denzel academy award on, bruh. Tears and alla that! Get back with her a couple of days before Xmas...if you got it like that, she'll be so grateful to be back with you that she'll prolly go out and cop a PS4 for ya black ass. You wont have to buy her sht
 

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Give her the gift of a baby:shaq:, it costs u nothing.........unless she files child support then u fukked:wow:
 

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Many acceptable ways of doing this.... bring out the israelite rhetoric about paganism,devils,christians etc etc
Tell ya girl you taking a paycut at work or losing your job and everybody is gonna feel it (fam included altho you lying about that)
Tell her theres a new girl in the picture,tell her your going away new years and you ll get her sumn on ya trip and just dont contact her anymore...

LIke one poster said the coldest is just stop contacting her and dont reply to her calls or texts...
 
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