I'm starting to get a vibe that Jurassic World is gonna be a shytty B-film

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Maybe I'm being too harsh but here are my complaints from the trailers.

1. Horribly noticeable CGI. How does a 1993 dinosaur look better than 2015? Lazy filmmaking pure and simple

2. Dialogue comes off SO corny. I'm a Chris Pratt fan but even he seems like he's reading from a horrible script.

3. Way too bright. Jurassic Park movies should always be gritty and give you a feeling of terror.

Okay I realize I sound like a whiny fanboy. But unlike most Internet trolls, I really want this film to succeed. I loved the first 2 (third was watchable)
 

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i said that the first time i watched the trailer. the CGI looked like shyt, dinosaurs looked fake as fukk. dialogue was awful, first time director i think as well, i'll just be surprised if its good.

the third was >>> 2nd in my opinion. I did not like the 2nd one.
 

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the new teaser was :ld:



Build-asaurus rex - check
Raptor Team Six - check
Corny humor - check



show the trailers without Jurassic World popping up at the end and you could mistake it for a SyFy production

I too share your fears that it's gonna suck :mjcry:
 

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When they have to resort to fake build-a-bear dinosaurs and a Delta Force team of Raptors you know it's jumped the shark:scust:


Got that Terminator: Genesis aura all over it:scust:


Effects look worse than the previous 3, no weight to the dinosaurs at all:scust:


Another remake(JP1) disguised as a sequel:scust:


Will still watch because of dinosaurs:yeshrug:
 

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When they have to resort to fake build-a-bear dinosaurs and a Delta Force team of Raptors you know it's jumped the shark:scust:


Got that Terminator: Genesis aura all over it:scust:


Effects look worse than the previous 3, no weight to the dinosaurs at all:scust:


Another remake(JP1) disguised as a sequel:scust:


Will still watch because of dinosaurs:yeshrug:

Spot on brother. Of course I'm still gonna check it out
 

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the new teaser was :ld:



Build-asaurus rex - check
Raptor Team Six - check
Corny humor - check



show the trailers without Jurassic World popping up at the end and you could mistake it for a SyFy production

I too share your fears that it's gonna suck :mjcry:



:scust: I can't even get through that clip. God damn at that terrible dialogue.


I know ol'boy lost a bunch of weight, but I will always see him as a fat fukk. :russ::laff:
 
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