Disgustya Stallone
Man Who Owns 2 Microwaves
the first time through.
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1. Walter White is on a dirt road in the middle of the desert when 3 firetrucks pass him while he is holding a gun BEHIND HIS BACK, standing in his white ass underwears? THREE loads of people in a firetruck don't notice the gun? Or the randomness of a Winnebago off the road with a dude in whitey tightey underwears?
Right.
2. Then we are supposed to believe he heads home w/o pants and his super-detective wife doesn't notice this? Her husband comes home w/o pants and thats that?
Right.
3. They burn a hole w/ acid that seeps through 2 layers of floor but magically stops when it gets to the basement? Why wouldn't the acid burn through the cement through the dirt? And while we're talmbot this sh*t, what did they do with the metal guns? I know they aint flush that sh*t down the toilet.
Right.
4. Jesse Pinkman is has been smoking meth from the 1st episode, why aren't his teeth f*cked up? Where are the face scars or lesions I've seen on almost every meth addict?
Right.
5. No one notices a bloody mexican in that neighborhood wandering around in the streets? And no one notices Walt packing him into the trunk of his Aztec in broad daylight in the middle of the day?
Right.
6. The mask WW lost in the 1st episode, has his fingerprints all over it. If they really sent it off to FBI, there is no doubt they would run those prints against a database with every US Citizen. It would be matched with the quickness, show over.
Right.
7. WW basically blows up a building, has time to negotiate 50k from the high level Distributor drug dealer, and walk out of that place before any cops, emergency folks can show up? Then none of the "Distributor's" peoples outside that building can pick up a license plate for that bunk ass Aztec WW get's into? In the real world, they would have just kidnapped WW and forced him into a hole to pump out that pure esconte as a prisoner of the drug cartel.... but this is BB after all.
Right.
8. The whole shoot out with Tuco is just crazy retarded. This dude WW's fingerprints would be ALL over that gun, the house, Jesse's car. So if the DEA really had taken down some big drug dealer, there's no doubt about it they would have dusted for prints and WW and Jesse would have ended there. This show man, is HELLA far fetched.
Right.
9. Badger getting arrested and how he gets out is f*cking absurd cuz. We are supposed to believe the DEA wouldn't flip him and have him out on the streets again the same day he gets arrested? We're supposed to believe he sits in jail long enough for WW/Pinkman to cook a batch to give Saul? Oh and let's not forget the randomness of duke just showing up by luck to be Badgers lawyer. The whole sequence is full of plot holes.
Right.
10. The whole scene of the RV getting crushed was stupid as f*ck. This dude Schroder calls in for a warrant to search the RV. Then dips. But no one else shows up with the warrant to the spot to follow up on the RV? He called in a f*cking warrant. Someone should show back up and see WW & Pinkman hangin out.
Right.
I'm going to keep adding on as I get through this again - I am on episode 3 right now. I welcome answers to these questions as maybe I didn't catch the explaination. So by all means... please explain BB fans.
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1. Walter White is on a dirt road in the middle of the desert when 3 firetrucks pass him while he is holding a gun BEHIND HIS BACK, standing in his white ass underwears? THREE loads of people in a firetruck don't notice the gun? Or the randomness of a Winnebago off the road with a dude in whitey tightey underwears?
Right.
2. Then we are supposed to believe he heads home w/o pants and his super-detective wife doesn't notice this? Her husband comes home w/o pants and thats that?
Right.
3. They burn a hole w/ acid that seeps through 2 layers of floor but magically stops when it gets to the basement? Why wouldn't the acid burn through the cement through the dirt? And while we're talmbot this sh*t, what did they do with the metal guns? I know they aint flush that sh*t down the toilet.
Right.
4. Jesse Pinkman is has been smoking meth from the 1st episode, why aren't his teeth f*cked up? Where are the face scars or lesions I've seen on almost every meth addict?
Right.
5. No one notices a bloody mexican in that neighborhood wandering around in the streets? And no one notices Walt packing him into the trunk of his Aztec in broad daylight in the middle of the day?
Right.
6. The mask WW lost in the 1st episode, has his fingerprints all over it. If they really sent it off to FBI, there is no doubt they would run those prints against a database with every US Citizen. It would be matched with the quickness, show over.
Right.
7. WW basically blows up a building, has time to negotiate 50k from the high level Distributor drug dealer, and walk out of that place before any cops, emergency folks can show up? Then none of the "Distributor's" peoples outside that building can pick up a license plate for that bunk ass Aztec WW get's into? In the real world, they would have just kidnapped WW and forced him into a hole to pump out that pure esconte as a prisoner of the drug cartel.... but this is BB after all.
Right.
8. The whole shoot out with Tuco is just crazy retarded. This dude WW's fingerprints would be ALL over that gun, the house, Jesse's car. So if the DEA really had taken down some big drug dealer, there's no doubt about it they would have dusted for prints and WW and Jesse would have ended there. This show man, is HELLA far fetched.
Right.
9. Badger getting arrested and how he gets out is f*cking absurd cuz. We are supposed to believe the DEA wouldn't flip him and have him out on the streets again the same day he gets arrested? We're supposed to believe he sits in jail long enough for WW/Pinkman to cook a batch to give Saul? Oh and let's not forget the randomness of duke just showing up by luck to be Badgers lawyer. The whole sequence is full of plot holes.
Right.
10. The whole scene of the RV getting crushed was stupid as f*ck. This dude Schroder calls in for a warrant to search the RV. Then dips. But no one else shows up with the warrant to the spot to follow up on the RV? He called in a f*cking warrant. Someone should show back up and see WW & Pinkman hangin out.
Right.
I'm going to keep adding on as I get through this again - I am on episode 3 right now. I welcome answers to these questions as maybe I didn't catch the explaination. So by all means... please explain BB fans.
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I wouldve just retired to a beach somewhere and got drunk there! 
