"im on my period but can i still come chill" unappreciation thread

[Kings County]

worst text of all time

if u say no shes problably gonna think u only want her for sex and be mad and not give it up next time


if u say yes u gotta watch a 2 hour movie thinking about what would be happening right now if eve didn't eat that apple

 

[resurrection]

she wants you to run that red light. run it

 

[CJ]

Not sure what her period has to do with flaking on giving oral

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Ain't nothing wrong with geting a lil ragu on your breadstick mane! Handle your biz

 

[Panther]

That mouf still work

 

[in the NICK of time]

thats why god blessed the woman with another hole right below the nose and above the chin

dude above me beat me to it **daps**

 

[DreadHead P]

i'm quick to tell a bytch the bible forbids me from laying with a woman durin her time or uncleanliness

 

[A Friend of The People]

That's basically a invitation to get your dikk sucked

and that butthole

 

[Air Nikes N Hats]

What I unappreciate is this.....and when they dont even bother telling you until your already hanging out with them, getting it started, then she stops and whispers in your ear "but im on my period"

 

[NSSVO]

^^ They want you to smash the bloody fortress.

But im fukking that bytch in the ass

 

[Tres Leches]

theres still some things you can do

 

[Texas2step]

I don't know about yall bout I've never been afraid of a lil blood

 

[fendi_mane]

A lil HIV free ketchup on my encased kielbasa ain't never hurt nothing... I can walk through mud, so I will fukk through blood.

 

[GoFlipAPack]

A lil HIV free ketchup on my encased kielbasa ain't never hurt nothing... I can walk through mud, so I will fukk through blood.

 

[Petty Crocker]

So we cant cuddle