I'm gonna slam ass with this cougar brehs (PIC)

[damn_ese]

background: i originally hooked up with this 48 yr old freak on POF back in 2012

we spoke on the phone and she start telling me how shes freaky and not to judge her . . ..

. . . . . . . . . . . . .. im like "nah, keep talking"

she's dominican, a widow, big ass, nice titties, big sexy lips, bytch gave that neck on our first meetup at a nearby park like a true champ . . gagging and all

so for the next couple of months, we on some FWB situation, we'd meet to blow her back out , nuttin raw

we stopped talking for awhile, then hooked up briefly a year ago, made a porno with her and all

had her dressed in ultra slutty lingerie and throatin and squirtin

we had a falling out after that and she was pissed at me . . swore it was over permanently . . . .

i contact her out the blue, (my broad and i are separated) and she acting hard to get , she like "i dont hook up anymore" erase my number and the tape" . . . . . . this required careful strategizing to get her back into thot mode

. . . . . i sent her a dikk pic brehs

it worked . . . we meeting up for an ass slamming session

 

[Luke Cage]

never heard the term "slam ass" but it sounds hope it doesn't catch on as a widely used vernacular


Update: OP lied neg train

Update #2: 7/27/2018: Now slam ass is widely used vernacular on thecoli

 

[MillionMills]

Call sex "slam ass" brehs

Be white brehs

 

[damn_ese]

never heard the term "slam ass" but it sounds hope it doesn't catch on as a widely used vernacular

. . . . . . . . anyone watch IASIP?

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

slam....ass. This term is news to me

 

[Collateral]

All this text and not a goddamn picture in sight. Negged, 1 star, reported, @YaThreadFloppedB!

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

Some of these women be scaring me man lol. I was talking to this 42 year old dominican milf on Tinder, within a good two days she was on that freak shyt. She is really attractive too. That was like last year, so I re downloaded Tinder she is still on there..I wonder how dikks done ran through her. I only didn't smash because I started smashing the girl I was dating at the time.

 

[Serious]

that's weird the pics in op arent loading for me


Edit: exposal:
I'm gonna slam ass with this cougar brehs (PIC)

 

[Bubba T]

just off the term "slam ass" alone

 

[Luke Cage]

. . . . . . . . anyone watch IASIP?

That cac humor is very annoying, have never been able to make it through an entire episode without rolling my eyes and turning it to something else.

 

[damn_ese]

That cac humor is very annoying, have never been able to make it through an entire episode without rolling my eyes and turning it to something else.

alot of it is trash, but that particular episode was funny . . . to me at least

 

[ViShawn]

Slamming ass brah? High five! Good for you buddy!

 

[damn_ese]

All this text and not a goddamn picture in sight. Negged, 1 star, reported, @YaThreadFloppedB!

 

[TrifeGod]

fukin' dyin at "slam ass" how the fukk did you come up with that