I'm applying as a mall security

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they have two question on the application

1. If a person parks in a fire lane and you politely tell them that they can't park there and they reply buzz off and walk into the property. what would you do?


2. you have escorted a fine looking person to their car for two weeks,. Today their spouse shows up to the property and wants to see you outside, what would you do?
 

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they have two question on the application

1. If a person parks in a fire lane and you politely tell them that they can't park there and they reply buzz off and walk into the property. what would you do?


2. you have escorted a fine looking person to their car for two weeks,. Today their spouse shows up to the property and wants to see you outside, what would you do?

:heh: @ these questions ....who's the HR manager Hallow?
 

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they have two question on the application

1. If a person parks in a fire lane and you politely tell them that they can't park there and they reply buzz off and walk into the property. what would you do?


2. you have escorted a fine looking person to their car for two weeks,. Today their spouse shows up to the property and wants to see you outside, what would you do?

1. call tow truck
2..say "for what? hell no", and send someone else outside if he wants to talk to security
 

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they have two question on the application

1. If a person parks in a fire lane and you politely tell them that they can't park there and they reply buzz off and walk into the property. what would you do?

shoot them. plant drugs and weapons on the body.

2. you have escorted a fine looking person to their car for two weeks,. Today their spouse shows up to the property and wants to see you outside, what would you do? shoot them both and leave the bodies in their vehicle in the parking lot. "Find the bodies" and become an instant hero.
 
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they have two question on the application

1. If a person parks in a fire lane and you politely tell them that they can't park there and they reply buzz off and walk into the property. what would you do?


2. you have escorted a fine looking person to their car for two weeks,. Today their spouse shows up to the property and wants to see you outside, what would you do?

Awnser to both questions is "fucc they sh*t up, cuzz".
 

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Be safe out there, mall security aint no joke.

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they have two question on the application

1. If a person parks in a fire lane and you politely tell them that they can't park there and they reply buzz off and walk into the property. what would you do?


2. you have escorted a fine looking person to their car for two weeks,. Today their spouse shows up to the property and wants to see you outside, what would you do?

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No doubt, you'll run into some fine women working and shopping. Then again, you will be mall security....



its an oxymoron....no mall security has ever pulled a decent lookin female while on the job....its never happened...literally...its never, ever happen in the history of humanity
 
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