Pool_Shark
Can’t move with me in this digital space
Illuminati:
The worlds most powerful and rich have joined forces to control the masses. They have chosen to display their symbolism through Lil Wayne, Christina Aguilara, Rhianna, and Jay-Z music videos. Only a small few youtube viewers are in on the secret while the rest of the world sits with blindfolds on their faces.
Gay Mafia:
Lock your doors, hide the kids, the fakkits are coming.The gay boogeymen that control the media are trying to shove fakkitry down the worlds throat. The gays are on the way to brainwash you. By controlling what's cool and popular they are going to make you find dikk irresistible. Their homosexuality has given them the power to turn the entire world into a big LGBT parade by slowly brainwashing children with their imagery. Only a select few have become enlightnend and they fight the war on message boards across the internet.
The Man:
All white people have banded together to stop the progress of minorities. Every single white person you see hates your guts and wishes you were dead. They hold secret meetings to devise new ways to disenfranchise non-white ethnic groups. Every person of color would be rich and prosperous had it not been for those meddling white people. We'd all have kingdoms, never go to war, and every human being would be treated with respect and dignity but whites have poisoned the world and now they spend their entire day wondering how they can make a minorities life worse.
Jews:
For decades the Jews have had the world in a chokehold. They inflated the numbers of world war 2 deaths to gain more sympathy from the rest of the world. They are slimy and greedy and only care about money. They run all aspects of the media. They control what you see on tv and what you hear on the radio. They are the most powerful and most bloodthirsty and greedy creatures known to man. They are working to exploit you and your labor.
Out of these four conspiracy theories which one sounds most ridiculous? Why? Is there a major group that I left out?
The worlds most powerful and rich have joined forces to control the masses. They have chosen to display their symbolism through Lil Wayne, Christina Aguilara, Rhianna, and Jay-Z music videos. Only a small few youtube viewers are in on the secret while the rest of the world sits with blindfolds on their faces.
Gay Mafia:
Lock your doors, hide the kids, the fakkits are coming.The gay boogeymen that control the media are trying to shove fakkitry down the worlds throat. The gays are on the way to brainwash you. By controlling what's cool and popular they are going to make you find dikk irresistible. Their homosexuality has given them the power to turn the entire world into a big LGBT parade by slowly brainwashing children with their imagery. Only a select few have become enlightnend and they fight the war on message boards across the internet.
The Man:
All white people have banded together to stop the progress of minorities. Every single white person you see hates your guts and wishes you were dead. They hold secret meetings to devise new ways to disenfranchise non-white ethnic groups. Every person of color would be rich and prosperous had it not been for those meddling white people. We'd all have kingdoms, never go to war, and every human being would be treated with respect and dignity but whites have poisoned the world and now they spend their entire day wondering how they can make a minorities life worse.
Jews:
For decades the Jews have had the world in a chokehold. They inflated the numbers of world war 2 deaths to gain more sympathy from the rest of the world. They are slimy and greedy and only care about money. They run all aspects of the media. They control what you see on tv and what you hear on the radio. They are the most powerful and most bloodthirsty and greedy creatures known to man. They are working to exploit you and your labor.
Out of these four conspiracy theories which one sounds most ridiculous? Why? Is there a major group that I left out?
George bush don't care about black people
