If you're a man and not carrying around a Swiss Army Knife (or an equivalent) .. Just Pour Jelly on yourself and get it over With

[Hater Eraser]

My girl had put a mini SD card in backwards in the video camera ... Her and her girlfriend were strugglin.

They brought the camera to me .. I pulled out the Swiss (w/ Unfoldable Pliers) and slowly pulllllled out .

Both women looked at me with a mixture of gratitude/awe …

 

[Gunz&Butta]

Wouldn't pouring jelly on my self make me sweet?

 

[Hater Eraser]

Wouldn't pouring jelly on my self make me sweet?

 

[Hater Eraser]

This is my tool box go to for putting Ikea / Amazon shipments together .. desks and end tables @Art Barr and shyt ..

The Allen Wrench Joint .. When im feeling extra saucy

 

[ViShawn]

I think a Swiss army is too bulky but any sort of knife is a good option. I own a few knives I carry

 

[Hater Eraser]

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

definitely a must have

 

[Mike Nasty]

A have a Leatherman they have us at work, it definitely comes in handy but damn those things are expensive.

 

[At30wecashout]

I stay covered in smuckers, my boi. I fukking love that smiley, though

 

[Hater Eraser]

definitely a must have

 

[Dont@Me]

Why use a Swiss Army knife when I already carry a GUN?

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Carry the knife of a European Army Brehs

 

[pawdalaw]

Carry the knife of a European Army Brehs

My fellow single blade brethren, I'll bet you proudly crafty with it too.

 

[Art Barr]

I carry that white joint.
Or the standard maroon.


I keep these on mek keyring.
I don't know how y'all roll a ting without'eem.





Art Barr

 

[Hater Eraser]

Carry the knife of a European Army Brehs