If You Were Superman Would You Cheat On Your Girl?

[Prince.Skeletor]

I ask you sir: what is more American than not living up to lofty standards?

Good attempt, but basic morality is not what I would define as lofty standards.

 

[2 one 3]

Have one girl when I’m Superman brehs…

 

[Michael's Black Son]

GF for what?

I’d be busy dismantling the system of WS and blatantly sabotaging their infrastructure and water supply with shyt like brain eating pathogens

 

[parallax]

do more what?

anything he tries to do with her at superhuman speed will kill the bytch…good luck to her tho

the dude is a literal living vibrator, and with the nonsense speedforce he can do whatever without making a chick explode into flame

If he did, plan b for him is just a tap below the belly button. So, does it matter?

or xray that womb

 

[Taadow]

Good attempt, but basic morality is not what I would define as lofty standards.

We got different morals on Krypton, fam.

 

[old pig]

the dude is a literal living vibrator, and with the nonsense speedforce he can do whatever without making a chick explode into flame

I can fly in the air (backwards) while one bytch eats my ass and the other sucks my dikk…she can have her fun with one act flash tho…I’m good

 

[parallax]

I can fly in the air while one bytch eats my ass and the other sucks my dikk…she can have her fun with one act flash…I’m good

.....word? superman is into ass play?

anyway, flashes can make speed dupes, so a flash can run personal trains on multiple women at once

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I'm NOT superman, and it's hard to stay faithful right now.

What you think I'm doing if I got a cape and some baby blues?

 

[Smashius Clay]

Superman's children would end up enslaving humanity. His moral compass is an outlier among men.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

If im Super Man Ima have a stable of hoes and fly around dressed like The Godfather

@ the image of a dude flying around in a Vito Corleone fit

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

If I'm superman, I don't need to cheat

My girl would bring home women for threesomes, and let me have side hoes while shes being loyal.

You know that in real life, Lois would be like Ayesha Curry, feeling some kinda way that she's not getting as much attention as Clark

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

no
If I'm superman I would shoot my shot at
Dianah
Vixen
Zatanna
I don't need some normal woman I have women who save the world on my roster
why would I SUPERMAN date down

I agree on Zatana!!

 

[abominable1]

 

[Wildin]

Y'all thinking bout p*ssy.

If I'm superman. I'm taking bodies off earth.

Cant he fly to the moon or some shyt? I'm yokin up dudes by the collar and flying above earth. You not finding no bones, no bodies. No CCTV, no ring camera, no gps. Just gone. GONE.

 

[The BasedFather]

If I’m Superman I’m taking over the planet. Wiping off the majority of male cacs and c00ns. Having a big ass stable of women all over the planet