If You Were Superman Would You Cheat On Your Girl?

[WaveWhisperer]

 

[Pineal Gland]

Man I wouldn't even be with lois. Imagine having to hold back during sex to avoid killing your girl

 

[parallax]

Nope. Because if one of them gets pregnant and the baby starts flying around theres no doubt whos it is

 

[Hoodoo Child]

I’m man and I cheat

if I’m from Krypton I’m getting my shyt off

"Flabby Man" "Larry Man"

 

[Champagne Kudo]

Brehs thinking they can cheat and not get caught until Lex Luthors newest scheme is exposing your infidelities

 

[old pig]

lol as a regular man I do what the fukk I want…but as superman?

…and I would cheat in the most deplorable fashion…I’d be suspended mid-air right outside her window holding another chic upside down by her legs while she tops me off lmaooo…what is she gonna do? leave me for flash? batman??? naaah…they can’t do what I do

 

[Umoja]

I'd live life like Vandal Savage.

 

[DamienWayne]

Nope , wat she gonna do leave me ? Im allowed one extra girl a month



or else

 

[KnickstapeCity]

If I'm superman, I don't need to cheat

My girl would bring home women for threesomes, and let me have side hoes while shes being loyal.

And in this fantasy of yours, are you still a Celtics fan?

 

[ForeverLurking]

What gf?

 

[parallax]

lol as a regular man I do what the fukk I want…but as superman?

…and I would cheat in the most deplorable fashion…I’d be suspended mid-air right outside her window holding another chic upside down by her legs while she tops me off lmaooo…what is she gonna do? leave me for flash? batman??? naaah…they can’t do what I do

the flash could probably do more.....

 

[old pig]

the flash could probably do more...

do more what?

anything he tries to do with her at superhuman speed will kill the bytch…good luck to her tho

 

[Heretic]

I would make it my mission to smash superp*ssy bc bustin a supernut would probably be like shooting a damn desert eagle in a chick. 1st time goin raw in a regular chick and you see the top of her head pop open like Popeye squeezing a spinach can you might just stand there for a second like then and just fly off at the speed of light

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Real question, I wonder does superman have post nut clarity?

If he did, plan b for him is just a tap below the belly button. So, does it matter?

 

[Uitomy]

I ask you sir: what is more American than not living up to lofty standards?

Destroying them!