If You Were Superman Would You Cheat On Your Girl?

[Prince.Skeletor]

Say you are superman
You could have girlfriends all over the planet.
I mean you can live in Miami and fly to Columbia in 2 seconds, and then to Ukraine in 3 seconds.
You could have bytches all over the world.

So the question is... would you give in to the temptation?

 

[B86]

Yeah, probably 3 times a day…all on different continents

 

[Bud Bundy]

Say you are superman
You could have girlfriends all over the planet.
I mean you can live in Miami and fly to Columbia in 2 seconds, and then to Ukraine in 3 seconds.
You could have bytches all over the world.

So the question is... would you give in to the temptation?

Of course

 

[SheWantTheD]

Why the fukk would I have a gf? I can fly to any country in a few minutes

 

[TL15]

I’m man and I cheat

if I’m from Krypton I’m getting my shyt off

 

[humminbird]

no
If I'm superman I would shoot my shot at
Dianah
Vixen
Zatanna
I don't need some normal woman I have women who save the world on my roster
why would I SUPERMAN date down

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

If im Super Man Ima have a stable of hoes and fly around dressed like The Godfather

 

[Blankthawtz]

Superman was a super SIMP.....

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

I like being a @PowerCouple

 

[Taadow]

Absolutely not.

As Superman, I am reppin’ truth, justice, and The American Way.





...but I would use my X-Ray Vision a lot to see what theys workin’ wit’.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

Absolutely not.

As Superman, I am reppin’ truth, justice, and The American Way.

But everything you said is not the American way

 

[Taadow]

But everything you said is not the American way

I ask you sir: what is more American than not living up to lofty standards?

 

[Screwface Exchange]

Real question, I wonder does superman have post nut clarity?

 

[KidJSoul]

If I'm superman, I don't need to cheat

My girl would bring home women for threesomes, and let me have side hoes while shes being loyal.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

No. She’d definitely expose you, and before you could squash the story at work before it went to the printer.