If you were in charge of talent and the roster at WWE, who are your tiers?

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

If you were in charge of the books, and have to run a BUSINESS, and have to keep short term and long term goals in mind, how would you do it.

A couple caveats:

• Assume everyone is healthy
• This is based on 'right now' so there is no mania season resetting or anything weird with the calendar
• Part timers like Rock and Taker are considered tier ZERO, and have their own spot, so omit them
• Based on their handling of the belts:
• The main event competes for wwe title
• The top of the card competes for whc title or are on that level
• The middle of the card competes for tag team and IC titles
• The curtain jerkers compete for the us title and time on tv
  
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• You can call up people from NXT or fcw if you would like
• Your goal is to create an entertaining product with the current roster and make a sustainable product

Main event:
2 heels, 2 faces

Top of the card:
3 faces, 3 heels

Middle of the card:
4 faces, 4 heels

Curtain Jerkin:
3 faces, 3 heels

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Main event:

Cena - F
Ziggler - F
Orton - H
Wade Barrett - H

Top of the card:
Daniel Bryan - F
Justin Gabriel - F
Titus O'neal - F
Mark Henry - H
Cesaro - H
CM Punk - H

Middle of the card:
Swagger - H
Dashing Cody Rhodes - H
Ryback - H
Dean Ambrose - H
Zach Ryder - F
Evan Bourne - F
Brodus clay - F
Seth Rollins - F

Bottom of the card:
Big show - H
kane - H
Bray Wyatt - H
Tyson kidd - F
santino morella - F
Sandow - H/F

 

[Daniel.]

Main Event -

Faces - Cena, Bryan
Heels - Punk, Henry

Top of the Card -

Faces - Ziggler, Miz, Truth
Heels - Cesaro, Orton, Ryback

Middle Card -

Faces - Sheamus, Del Rio, PTP, Ryder
Heels - Swagger, Shield, Fandango, Barrett

Curtain Jerkers -

Faces - Santino, Kane, Brodus, Khali
Heels - Slater/3MB, Sandow, Ohno, Show

 

[El Cocodrilo]

FIRST OF ALL have a tournament to unify the IC and US belts. After that ALWAYS decide the match for the New Midcard belt based on a tournament.

Any sports entertainment drama arises from these nikkas' fukkery to try to get ahead in the tournament.

Same thing goes for the tag belts. Actually make them matter.
Have at least one Tag Tournament match per show (Raw, SD!)

At the PPV's you have the finals of each tournament.

The WHC and WWE titles could still be contested in their usual format of all drama-driven angles and number one contender slots.


With all that in mind,


MAIN EVENT
F: John Cena - "Face" But make sure he is always trolling.
F: CM Punk - This time actually give him an establishment to be anti-establishment against. Instead of Laurinitis barely turning openly heel before getting fired... put him against a GM with real power. Not fukking Vickie. Not godamn AJ. Put JBL in this role.
H: D.Bryan
H: Mark Henry

TOP OF THE CARD (WHC Scene)
FACES: Ziggler(C), Shaemus, Del Rio with a Masked Luchador Batman gimmick
HEELS: BIG-E, Cesaro, Orton(#1 Contender)

MIDCARD TOURNAMENT SCENE
FACES: Justin Gabriel(C), R.Truth, Tyson Kidd, Kane, Zack Ryder
HEELS: Seth Rollins(#1 Contender), Kofi (w/ Jamaican Accent), Titus O'neal, Big Show, Otunga, Heath Slater, Wade Barrett, Fandango,

TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT SCENE
Dean Ambrose&Roman Reigns(C), USOS(#1), Tons of Funk, Primo/Epico, Hunico&Mistico, Rhodes Scholars, Darren&Yoshi Tatsu as 'The New PTP' ... no I'm jk.
DarrenYoung & JTG as The New Primetime Players
Santino & Yoshytatsu as a permanent tag team with a team name.

No one is set to curtain jerk, there is actually a purpose for all the motherfukkers that I am paying to be on my roster.

ANNOUNCE TEAM
William Regal and Joey Styles on RAW
King and/or JBL (if he's not GM) and Matt Striker on Smackdown

FUTURE ENDEAVORS:
Michael Cole, Miz, Jack Swagger, Jinder Mahal, Drew McCintyre, probably others as soon as I remember they exist.

 

[PTBG]

Main event:
2 heels: Punk & The Shield
2 faces: Cena &

Top of the card:
3 faces: Rhodes, Ziggler, & Kofi (Black Rick Steamboat)
3 heels: Cesaro, Del Rio (With an Al Capone gimmick), & Henry

Middle of the card:
4 faces: Fandango, Ryback, Kane, & Ryder
4 heels: Usos, both Barrett & Sheamus together as team (With a Euro-stable like the one on WWE '12, Barrett by himself, but is much better as a leader of a group), R-Truth, & Big Show

Curtain Jerkin:
3 faces: Riley, DiBiase, & Gabriel
3 heels: Sandow, Otunga, & Santino
Future Endeavors: Miz, Swagger, Darren Young, Curt Hawkins, Little b*stard, Ezekiel Jackson, JTG, Mason Ryan, Sin Cara, and more.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Future Endeavors: Miz, Swagger, Darren Young, Curt Hawkins, Little b*stard, Ezekiel Jackson, JTG, Mason Ryan, Sin Cara,

Come on breh, we both know theres no way thats happening

 

[StatUS]

Interesting :cenasabo:

Main event:
John Cena - Face
Daniel Bryan - Face
CM Punk - Heel
Randy Orton - Tweener

Top of the card:
Dolph Ziggler - Tweener
Ryback - Face
Alberto Del Rio - Face
Mark Henry - Heel
Wade Barrett - Heel
R-Truth - Heel

Middle of the card:
Sheamus - Face
Cody Rhodes - Face
Seth Rollins - Face
Kofi Kingston - Face
Dean Ambrose - Heel
Fandango - Heel
Antonio Cesaro - Heel
Damian Sandow - Heel

Curtain Jerkin:
Zack Ryder - Face
Santino Marella - Face
Tyson Kidd - Face
Jack Swagger - Heel
Hearth Slater - Heel
Titus Oneal - Heel

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I'm noticing some trends

 

[PTBG]

Come on breh, we both know theres no way thats happening

Always heard Pat Patterson was a big fan of JTG

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

I got halfway and was like fukk this shyt.Tensai would be up there thou.

 

[45123]

To be honest, these tiers are too small to accomodate the talent the WWE has right now. A flexible main event, upper-midcard, and midcard are essential to a good product, so I'ma bend the rules and increase the capacity of each tier:trollbron2: I also count tag teams as one entity.

Main event (WHC, WWE):
Heel:
Ryback
Randy Orton
Face:
John Cena
Dolph Ziggler w/ AJ & Langston (Langston curtain jerks on the sideline)

Top of the card (IC, WHC depending on who holds it, misc. feuds between good draws):
Heel:
Wade Barrett
Jack Swagger w/ Zeb Colter
Mark Henry
The Miz
Face:
Antonio Cesaro
Alberto Del Rio w/ Ricardo Rodriguez
Daniel Bryan
Kane

Middle of the card (US title, misc. midcard feuds):
Heel:
Kofi Kingston
Chris Jericho
Damien Sandow
Justin Gabriel
Evan Bourne
Face:
Fandango
Cody Rhodes
Tyson Kidd
Rey Mysterio
Sin Cara

Curtain Jerkin (Low midcard, compete for time on TV, frequently wrestle on Superstars/Main Event/Saturday Morning Slam):
Heel:
Big E. Langston
Zack Ryder
Mason Ryan
Face:
David Otunga
Alex Riley

Jobbers (Not used mostly/jobbers):
Heel:
Yoshi Tatsu
Santino Marella
Michael McGillicutty
Face:
Derrick Bateman
Curt Hawkins
The Great Khali

*Tag Team Division (This division alternates between jobbing, curtain jerking, and midcarding. TV time is not a question but their importance and time for matches are limited)
Heel:
Sheamus & The Big Show (The Business)
Drew McIntyre, Jinder Mahal, and Heath Slater (3MB)
Darren Young & Titus O'Neil (Primetime Players)
Face:
Epico & Primo w/ Rosa Mendes
Ezekiel Jackson & JTG (New Panthers)
Jimmy & Jey Uso (The Uso's)

Zero Tier:
The Rock
Brock Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman
The Undertaker
Triple H
The Shield
CM Punk w/ Paul Heyman

 

[Nintendough]

Main event:
Punk-Heel
Orton-Heel
Cena-Troll Face
Ziggler-Face

Top of the card:
D-Bry-Face
Del Rio-Face
Ryback-Face/Tweener
Jericho-Face


Sheamus-Heel
Cesaro-Heel
Mizzark-Heel
Group: Shield-Heel

Middle of the card:
Fandango- Face/Tweener
Kofi-Face
Santino-Face
Ryder-Face


Sandow- Heel
Barrett-Heel
Kane-Heel
Zeb & Swagger-Heel
Group: 3MB - Comedy Heels



Curtain Jerkin:
Rhodes-Face
Kung Funaki-Face
Yoshi Tatsu-Face
Sin Cara-Face


Mizanin-Heel
Bo Dallas-Heel ( )
Big Show-Heel
JTG-Heel

 

[Adebisi_Said]

Divas Champ

Naomi

 

[Tres Leches]

Main event:
orton h henry h cm punk f daniel bryan f

Top of the card:
troll cena f del rio f kofi kingston f

wade barrett h cesaro h ryback h

Middle of the card:
r truth f sheamus f ziggler f kane f

the shield h fandango h

Curtain Jerkin:
tyson kidd f zach ryder f bo dallas f
cody rhodes h damian sandow h bray wyatt h

 

[Shadow]

Main event:
Faces: Ryback. John Cena.
Heels: Mark Henry. Daniel Bryan.

Top of the card:
Faces: Sheamus, Randy Orton, CM Punk
Heels: Antonio Cesaro, Cody Rhodes, Dolph Ziggler

Middle of the card:
Faces: William Regal, Kane, Chris Jericho, Alberto Del Rio
Heels: Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Damien Sandow, Jack Swagger

Curtain Jerkin:
Faces: Justin Gabriel, Tyson Kidd, Yoshi Tatsu
Heels: The Prime Time Players, Hunico

Divas(I know you didn't ask for this tier):
Faces: Naomi, Natalya, Kaitlyn
Heels: AJ Lee, Layla, Paige