If you were a fugitive running from the law what would be your plan to make sure you never got caught?

[<<TheStandard>>]

This Luigi Mangione situation has me thinking, if you were a fugitive running from the law what would be your plan to make sure you never got caught?

 

[Oatmeal]

I don't understand if it was premeditated why didn't he buy a ticket to Bali beforehand and just ride the bicycle somewhere then take a cab to the airport and dip before they post his pictures and everything across the internet/tv

 

[Easy-E]

The biggest weapon the feds have is decades of information about the best way to escape.

You'd have to plan everything BEFORE the crime.

I'd go to like Montana. But, there's a million ways to get caught on the way.

 

[BlackAchilles]

Who wants to know

 

[KFBF]

Not post on a message board about it.

 

[jadillac]

If Luigi had burned the gun beyond recognition, or threw it in a bricked bag over a bridge in NYC, would hr have gotten caught?

What if he had burned his backpack?

Seems like he wanted to be caught.

 

[Devilinurear]

Post my plan to a website I am connected to.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

I would create a thread on thecoli.com named Fetus on the run, HALP!

I would ask for advice in real time and most def escape to Bolivia.

 

[blockburna420]

Step 1: Throw the gun in the bushes.

 

[DaPresident]

Don’t commit crimes

 

[International Playa]

The kid wanted to get caught, going to McDonald's for a meal

Past cases, the suspect disappears in to some random forest off the grid.

 

[Pazzy]

If you have documentation on you as in any form of records on you (school records, driver license, social media, or anything to identify you) then youre finished before you even start. If youre crimeing it up, you better be ready to take it to trial and have a good lawyer or two to bring up that reasonable doubt so you can get found not guilty. Just be prepared to get caught and if you dont get caught, then dont push your luck and start paying off your karma for your wrongs.


Or you can just be a law abiding citizen and chill out.