SheWantTheD
Veteran
Tell her yours is some crazy shyt like 200+ and that you have no choice but to accept someone with a high body count too. If she doesn't remember, throw her in the bushes.
If she asks how you got that number and accuses you of lying tell her you traveled the world and was running thru chicks everyday.
Don't even bring it up directly. let her think she's the one that brought the topic up. Just tell her how you traveled to Brazil and you ran through so many Brazilians, etc to the point where you can't even remember how much.
It'll get to the point where she asks you your body count then you ask her.
Depending on your age the lie fluctuates.
If she asks how you got that number and accuses you of lying tell her you traveled the world and was running thru chicks everyday.
Don't even bring it up directly. let her think she's the one that brought the topic up. Just tell her how you traveled to Brazil and you ran through so many Brazilians, etc to the point where you can't even remember how much.
It'll get to the point where she asks you your body count then you ask her.
Depending on your age the lie fluctuates.