If you want to have a good old fashioned argument with black folk...play Spades.
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AyBrehHam Linkin
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just witnessed this at a kickback yet again last weekend 
All that playing with deuces shyt gay. Two jokers and ace high nikka.
I hate spades. When ppl get mad at me over it, I ask why don't they have that same energy for white ppl.
Everybody usually shuts the fukk up and realize I'm right
Everybody usually shuts the fukk up and realize I'm right
Hmmm..
I went thru that when I learned how to play spades. I would be honest and say I didn't know how to play.. and no one would teach me.
SOHH one day I just said yes. I can play. Got cussed out of course. I was whopping 15 or 16
After that, learning the basic rules, the rest was learning to count the cards. If I got 2 hearts there are 11 others out there. 11÷3= prolly at least 3 hearts in everyone else's hand, and then some. So mines will walk if they are the A and K. Or if you have the A and Q and can ride and swerve, you might be able to catch that K slipping. But more importantly, you can start cutting hearts and walk with 1 or 2 just off cuts.
Or. If you have 6 hearts. There's only 7 left. Around 2 per everyone else.. but fukc around and someone will have 1 or 0. So even your A might not he worth a damn. But after that A you're prolly not walking anywhere with a heart.
The skill of spades is knowing the context of the hand. Plus a little cunning to come up on stuff that "shouldn't" be counted. Like you may be able to let a 10 walk considering you're paying attention.
In conclusion. I get mad at people who say they can play who don't know the nuances. It's a long climb but by the time you can legally buy booze you should have figured it out. Or stay out the chair.
I went thru that when I learned how to play spades. I would be honest and say I didn't know how to play.. and no one would teach me.
SOHH one day I just said yes. I can play. Got cussed out of course. I was whopping 15 or 16
After that, learning the basic rules, the rest was learning to count the cards. If I got 2 hearts there are 11 others out there. 11÷3= prolly at least 3 hearts in everyone else's hand, and then some. So mines will walk if they are the A and K. Or if you have the A and Q and can ride and swerve, you might be able to catch that K slipping. But more importantly, you can start cutting hearts and walk with 1 or 2 just off cuts.
Or. If you have 6 hearts. There's only 7 left. Around 2 per everyone else.. but fukc around and someone will have 1 or 0. So even your A might not he worth a damn. But after that A you're prolly not walking anywhere with a heart.
The skill of spades is knowing the context of the hand. Plus a little cunning to come up on stuff that "shouldn't" be counted. Like you may be able to let a 10 walk considering you're paying attention.
In conclusion. I get mad at people who say they can play who don't know the nuances. It's a long climb but by the time you can legally buy booze you should have figured it out. Or stay out the chair.
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