If you use a public keyboard and touch your mouth you probably have herpes

[A Friend of The People]

The Library?

I seen a nikka wipe a booger on the spacebar word to my mother just last week. I carry a pack of these

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at all times so I offered the young man one. He said "I'm coo braeah" and kept on surfing myspace.

Dudes be rubbing them out in school libraries, then typing papers for 8 hours straight with sweaty palms.

y'all share those keyboards

 

[Buckeye Fever]

People are nasty. That's why I dont fukk wit potlucks

 

[Angel On The Rag]

op is a fakkit who is blaming public keyboards for his herpes instead of his male jumpoff