If you think you cant beat up a chimp, step in here

[CouldntBeMeTho]

This motherfukker trains in martial arts and I would turn him into a pair of shoes

 

[Groanman]

I mean…if those animal instincts kick in and that motherfukker rip off your face by the ears…then what?

 

[Xyrax]

Nah he too slow. I'm winning that fight. nikka doing the spinning kick in slowmo and shyt

As long as that lil mfer don't bite me I'm stomping him out

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I mean…if those animal instincts kick in and that motherfukker rip off your face by the ears…then what?

Arm bar or rear naked choke

 

[1 other person]

They go for the groin. Also, if you stab one with a knife it doesn't stop them.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

They done taught breh how to do a back spin kick

 

[3rdWorld]

A chimpanzee would tear Mike Tyson to shreds..

 

[mag357]

That nikka don't need no martial arts.
He just gone rip your dikk off wit brute strength

 

[Boogie]

That nikka don't need no martial arts.
He just gone rip your dikk off wit brute strength

All the body parts and you go straight to dikk breh?

 

[3rdWorld]

It has 4 times the strength of a human..you stand zero chance.

 

[KushSkywalker]

Chimps rip your nuts off and gouge your eyes out when they fight their own way.

 

[mag357]

All the body parts and you go straight to dikk breh?

No.... That's exactly what they gonna go for.
That wasn't a joke.
They ripping your ears off, nose off, gauging your eyes out.
And tossing your dikk in the tall grass

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Chimps rip your nuts off and gouge your eyes out when they fight their own way.

That's literally what weak lil bytches do, I'm not scared

 

[Womb Raider]

Get ya face ripped off by a chimp, brehs

 

[pawdalaw]

OP about to get drop kicked into the bushes by a chimp.