If You Think About It, Master Chief Is Kind Of Pathetic

[bogey_j]

he's a lonely, emotionally stunted grown man with severe anthrophobia and mommy issues. he projects all of his anxieties on an A.I companion who acts as his best friend/girlfriend/mother. cortana, a computer program, fulfills all of these needs. he has no real goals in life besides following orders and protecting his artificial lover/mother figure

he's up there with james sunderland as far as fukked up protagonists go. the chief is seriously mentally ill

 

[winb83]

he's a lonely, emotionally stunted grown man with severe anthrophobia and mommy issues. he projects all of his anxieties on an A.I companion who acts as his best friend/girlfriend/mother. cortana, a computer program, fulfills all of these needs. he has no real goals in life besides following orders and protecting his artificial lover/mother figure

he's up there with james sunderland as far as fukked up protagonists go. the chief is seriously mentally ill

 

[Easy-E]

Batman...er...Bruce Wayne is mentally ill, himself.

And I'm a Bat-stan.

 

[YaThreadTrashB!]

 

[IShotTheSheriff]

Why’d you pull this specific thread from out the grave? Lmao

 

[YaThreadTrashB!]

Why’d you pull this specific thread from out the grave? Lmao

Delay chief

 

[Leasy]

It’s a robot wtf

 

[Bawon Samedi]

I mean he was kidnapped as a child, trained to be a killer and nothing more and then underwent extremely painful experiments to become a super soldier that's owned by the USMC. You really think a person would be "normal" after all that? lol. I bet the Chief is asexual.

And his goal is protecting humanity.

Edit:

This is like expecting Agent 47 from Hitman to have social skills lol. And by Op's logic many video game and comic book characters are "pathetic." lol.