If you take a chick out to eat and she don't clean her plate you a simp

[semtex]

One and done

 

[Swiggy]

If you take her out AGAIN you a simp

Be at fault after the first date, brehs

 

[DaRealness]

She best eat every single crumb off that plate if I spend mah moneh. I'd be on some:




No, you ain't taking it home in a doggy bag either.

You best eat dessert too.

 

[Ricky Church]

that bytch paying for her half of the check.

 

[HookersandIceCream]

That date is ending early because shes leaving her stomach empty for a real date later

 

[Ziggiy]

Lmao never thought about that seriously until this one time this chick I was dating (we were already pretty "exclusive") was telling me how hungry she was and that she didn't have money for groceries until pay day. So I took her to the store and got her some eggs, milk, juice, and deli meat to last her a couple days. So I go visit her like 2 days later and she's all upset because her ROOMMATE ate ALL the food. I almost went ballistic like "that food was for YOU not your fat ass stank bytch of a roommate". She did t want to confront her roommate about it, all timid and shyt so ultimately I had to through ole girl in the bushes. Can't be dealing with no timid women who allow people to mess over them, especially when it comes out of MY pocket

 

[semtex]

That date is ending early because shes leaving her stomach empty for real date later

 

[Ricky Church]

That date is ending early because shes leaving her stomach empty for a real date later

getting in them guts?

 

[KinksandCoils]

You're a simp for being concerned about this

 

[Remote]

That date is ending early because shes leaving her stomach empty for a real date later

 

[Strapped]

nah

 

[Poitier]

Every time they didn't finish their meal, I smashed

Something about being insecure in front of men they like and/ or not wanting their guts to bubble while im inside them

Now if we talking about GFs and women you know for a long time that's a different story