If you like Christmas, you're a sheep.

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The music is trash, it's only about money, kids expect to get shyt every year, they only believe in santa for free shyt. They don't even know that you are buying the shyt. Then they hate you because you're not as cool as santa. Yall mafukkas did this to yourselves. You love your nieces and nephews? Well don't spoil their asses and make them expect to get this every year.

We all know the majority of christians are hypocrites, but this is the epiphany of simpish and hypocritical celebration of all. Yall don't even celebrate Jesus's birthday, you have to give your kids presents because it's 'politically correct', child services will spread on your asscheeks.

You wanna actually share and be kind on the season for those reasons? Go and get your kids some clothes instead of buying your kid a game or toy that won't be worth shyt towards their future education.

The music is just a cash cow for hoes to get whorish on some 'Santa Baby' further renditioning to the white man that he has more power and can get hoes what they want; money. On top of that, every different song about the topic of christmas is the same, just chopped and repeated differently.

You gotta go get a tree, put it in your living room, put lights around it and decorate it for maybe a few weeks, then you have to take the time to put it back in the attic/shed/basement. Next time, a damn spider is gonna eventually bite yo ass and santa will be dead in his damn sleigh cause he ate your cookies that you bought with your own money for your kids.

Next we have the house decorations. This is just a pissing contest between neighbors. Might as well have the lights arranged on the side of their house facing your bedroom window "U GOT A SMALL DIK".

The only part of christmas I can say I enjoy, is that Jesus was born on this day, and you can throw snowballs at other people you hate. Watch their dumb asses slip on the ice and get hit by a car. Where's your jolly joy now, bytch.



Fukk this holiday. Blessed be Jesus.
 

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well we know who got coal in their stocking :mjpls:

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:what:Isn't Christmas and black friday the same thing?
Use money to Just buy stuff that 9/10 times no one really needs?

I ask tons of people are you going anywhere on black friday, and they always say no but why is there 1000s of people at this mall???
 

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:what:Isn't Christmas and black friday the same thing?
Use money to Just buy stuff that 9/10 times no one really needs?

I ask tons of people are you going anywhere on black friday, and they always say no but why is there 1000s of people at this mall???

Only because they are idiots for the 80% off of something that's $100, and even buy future shyt for christmas.:snoop:

Then when they try and get to the 80% shyt they get a right hook to the nuts from a midget granny that greased herself with pigblood to squeeze through the crowd of people. All the rest of it is :camby: of sale.
 

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nikka attacking christmas now? whats next its not cool to go swimming in the summer? or play with waterguns? lol...
 
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