If you just got engaged, what would you do?

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

You literally just proposed to an amazing woman the night before. She is a certified dime and is super wifey material.

She goes to her parents house for the weekend.
Her cousin has been staying with y'all for a week because she is soon moving to another state. It's her last day and you come home from work and you see her laying in your bed like this. And she is ready for you to tear it up. (It's not a setup either)

But there is only a 35% chance your new fiance will find out.

What would you do?...

I'd try to fight it but.....

 

[marcuz]

realistically, a strange woman breaking into my house and doing that would alarm me. i'd probably call the cops on this chick

 

[Pineal Gland]

There's a random half naked woman in my house officer

 

[wickedsm]

only a 35% chance
slightly better than 1 in 3

 

[The BasedFather]

Hop on thecoli and ask y'all what I should do.

 

[scarlxrd]

Call my dimepiece to come get this broad outta my damn house

 

[Ol’Otis]

you could've picked a better scenario OP


ex.1 like your fiancee's sister is in town
spending the night at the home you guys share
you walk in the living room one night and the sister is
laying on the couch like

or your doing electrical work at a woman's spot
and you walk in her bedroom to let her know you're
finish and she's laying on her bed like this

just some pointers

 

[Poitier]

tear it up

 

[Swirv]

Tell her to play with herself but not smash

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

you could've picked a better scenario OP


ex.1 like your fiancee's sister is in town
spending the night at the home you guys share
you walk in the living room one night and the sister is
laying on the couch like

or your doing electrical work at a woman's spot
and you walk in her bedroom to let her know you're
finish and she's laying on her bed like this

just some pointers

Good point. I'll adjust

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

The fact this chick got up in my crib probably scaring the fukk outta me at this point.

At this moment, I'm fully expecting her cousins to be in the other room or something ready to rob my ass, so I'm def calling the cops.

 

[Yehuda]

Kick her ass out come on ma, you know I got a wife...

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

The fact this chick got up in my crib probably scaring the fukk outta me at this point.

At this moment, I'm fully expecting her cousins to be in the other room or something ready to rob my ass, so I'm def calling the cops.

changed the scenario

 

[Ol’Otis]

what if i trip and fell in the c00chie?
she can't be mad right, it was an accident

 

[Jean Jacket]

The angle of this shot makes this chick look 5X better than she actually looks. I'm willing to bet money.

Ugly women / Petty family members will always flex and tell on you. This post is almost bush fodder.