If you insist on getting married, atleast put em through the polygraph #GMB #HOH

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DISCLAIMER: I do not, nor will I ever condone monogamous marriage, this is simply for those delusional fools to protect themselves as best as they can.


98% accurate, so thots cant lie about their body count :lebronumad:

Typical costs:


  • Lie detector tests conducted by certified professionals typically cost $200-$2,000. The length of the test plays a factor in the price, with all-day tests on the high end of the range. Typical two-hour, single-issue polygraph exams are generally $200-$800. For example, Holland Polygraph Services[2] , servicing western Washington state, starts tests at $400, but warns the price can go much higher. The Polygraph Examiner[3] , which operates in North Carolina, South Carolina and Georgia, claims most tests it administers cost $350-$600. Capitol Polygraph[4] , in Michigan, charges $325-$500 for most tests.


What should be included:
  • A single-issue polygraph test typically takes about two hours to complete. During the test, four to six sensors are attached to the test-taker's body. The test begins with a pre-test interview with control questions and is followed by the actual test and collection of physiological data. The test subject is likely to be asked to lie in order to elicit a physiological response as a part of the control questions. Most tests end with an analysis which is shared with the test taker.
Discounts:
  • Some professional testing services offer discounts on multiple tests on the same issue. For example, C & C Polygraph[12] , with several offices in Idaho, offers unspecified discounts on multiple tests. C & C Polygraph also offers a 20% discount to return customers. Equalizer Polygraph, serving western Washington, has a "His and Her" special, with $50 off the total cost when two partners take an infidelity related polygraph test. :gladbron:
Shopping for lie detector testing:
  • The American Association of Police Polygraphists offers a searchable database[13] of lie detector testing professionals.
  • The American Polygraph Association has a searchable listing[14] of its members.
 

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If your girl got a body count of over 2 and you spend over 4 figures on a wedding you lost :mjlol:
 

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There are ways to beat a polygraph

Also.. If you got to go through a polygraph to be with someone... You lawse:dame:
 

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There are ways to beat a polygraph

Not only this.....a truly honest person can still fail a polygraph if they one of them naturally scaredy-cat types that get nervous/shook over nothing....them accelerated heartrates are hard to control, and can throw the machine off

Not everyone can be all "if you're telling the truth then you have nothing to worry about"
 

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You willing to take a polygraph in return breh :dame:

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Not only this.....a truly honest person can still fail a polygraph if they one of them naturally scaredy-cat types that get nervous/shook over nothing....them accelerated heartrates are hard to control, and can throw the machine off

Not everyone can be all "if you're telling the truth then you have nothing to worry about"
if she gets nervous she cant be my wife sorry i dont need weakness attached to my name like that
 

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Not only this.....a truly honest person can still fail a polygraph if they one of them naturally scaredy-cat types that get nervous/shook over nothing....them accelerated heartrates are hard to control, and can throw the machine off

Not everyone can be all "if you're telling the truth then you have nothing to worry about"

correct.
 

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if she gets nervous she cant be my wife sorry i dont need weakness attached to my name like that
You ever been strapped in a chair in a quiet ass room with the AC off while some Alt-right undercover ask you questions about your personal life :dame:

I wasn't nervous either.. And I failed the fukk out of my FIRST one:dame:
 
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