If you created your own combat sport, what would the rules be?

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hand to hand combat.

no kicks above the waist

no punches below the belt

take downs, but no ground game

this is how I would clean up MMA

I’d call it Selective Martial Arts - so SMA

any man that likes to watch ground game, men rolling around together. they are literally absorbing each other’s pheromones

is definitely not from Harlem :dame:

how could you wanna engage in that sport where you are gonna be skin to skin with another man dripping sweat on you. it’s disgusting

Ultimate Surrender > “Ultimate Fighting” Championship
 

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hand to hand combat.

no kicks above the waist

no punches below the belt

take downs, but no ground game

this is how I would clean up MMA

I’d call it Selective Martial Arts - so SMA

any man that likes to watch ground game, men rolling around together. they are literally absorbing each other’s pheromones

is definitely not from Harlem :dame:

how could you wanna engage in that sport where you are gonna be skin to skin with another man dripping sweat on you. it’s disgusting

Ultimate Surrender > “Ultimate Fighting” Championship
There is shoot boxing. Has take downs and standing submissions but no ground game. Does have kicks above the waist.
 

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Let's see... :jbhmm:

Jezzabell Boxing Organization
(JBO league).

Women's only. Baby oil octagon.

Each weight class has a required azz to waist ratio.

Pins and grapple moves worth a lot. But KOs are cool too... Ring girls dancing between rounds.

If at any time you could make your azz clap 10x straight without being touched you score a point, capped at one point per round. Great way to try and get back if you're down on the scorecards and funny as hell when you get tackled trying to do it.
 

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MMA in a arena half the size of a basketball court. 1 round. Fight till someone quits or can't continue.

Ref there to make sure no eyepokes or lowblows but is largely uninvolved

BJJ wins
 

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Let's see... :jbhmm:

Jezzabell Boxing Organization
(JBO league).

Women's only. Baby oil octagon.

Each weight class has a required azz to waist ratio.

Pins and grapple moves worth a lot. But KOs are cool too... Ring girls dancing between rounds.

If at any time you could make your azz clap 10x straight without being touched you score a point, capped at one point per round. Great way to try and get back if you're down on the scorecards and funny as hell when you get tackled trying to do it.
:dead:
 

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I would be all about modernizing melee weapon and armored combat.Obviously non lethal weapons only and you design your own armor.First person to land a clean mock killing blow or give up wins.Goimg to have boys training to be knights out here
 

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Some tournament of power battle royale. Last man standing. You can choose you allies now but there will only be one person at end. :myman:
 

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1 round mma match 20 minute time limit. No standing up opponents
 

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1 round mma match 20 minute time limit. No standing up opponents
Back in the day the long round MMA fights in Japan kind of devolved into two tired fighters slow paced contest. I'm actually for shorter rounds to concentrate the action.
 
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