If you could have any pet in the world, what animal would you have?

[observe]

I think I would have a pet monkey..like a lil spider monkey and teach him how to pick pocket and take nikkas rims off their car..I'd send lil dude to go stand on the corner and hustle dope..plus if the cops tried to get him, he could hop into some trees and jump inside my window.,I'd also have him pulling up girls shirts in the streets so I could see the titties..and they won't get mad cuz he's a lil cute monkey..

 

[Hiesenberg]

Lion or tiger in the back yard means zero fukkery around the house

 

[FaTaL]

master splinter

 

[Iamnoone]

Donkey Kong

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

A camel. His concerts would bring me extra income:naswon:

 

[Lana Kane]

Do pokemon count?

 

[flusterose]

ALL OF THE ANIMALS EXCEPT REPTILES.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Ninja Turtle?

 

[MikelArteta]

a lion cub that doesnt grow

 

[MikelArteta]

I think I would have a pet monkey..like a lil spider monkey and teach him how to pick pocket and take nikkas rims off their car..I'd send lil dude to go stand on the corner and hustle dope..plus if the cops tried to get him, he could hop into some trees and jump inside my window.,I'd also have him pulling up girls shirts in the streets so I could see the titties..and they won't get mad cuz he's a lil cute monkey..

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

I'm changing my answer from camel to goat. The camel would bring in more money but I'd rather listen to Illmatic live than anything the camel would play

 

[King Poetic]

baby lion

 

[omnifax]

If there was not threat of it trying to eat me probably a dinosaur. I could like ride a raptor to work like a motorcycle on sunny days. Jurassic park said they were pretty smart too so he could like find my door keys and stuff if I lost them.

 

[Iamnoone]

If there was not threat of it trying to eat me probably a dinosaur. I could like ride a raptor to work like a motorcycle on sunny days. Jurassic park said they were pretty smart too so he could like find my door keys and stuff if I lost them.

raptors are too small to be ridden

 

[Mr210]

dolphin and sea otter