If you can jump off the roof of your house

[Lana Kane]

I'd probs kill myself tbh.

 

[Brofato]

This is always odd to me cause I used to jump out of second or third story windows for fun. I'm thinking second now that I'm older but I'm not sure. Got in trouble for it of course.

The trick was to hang out of the window as far down as you could and hit the ground rolling. Surprised I only broke my leg once as a kid and not as a result of that either.

 

[Ooh Marty]

jump off a cliff and die, bytch

 

[semtex]

If I jump off my roof I land in a sea of dimepieces and IT certs