If you can jump off the roof of your house

[Dooby]

And the fall doesn't kill or seriously injure you, then you haven't won in life yet.

Try it now and report back.

True story.

Apartment complexes do not apply

 

[BIGDENNIS10UK]

Bungalows not in fashion anymore?

Strangely, they cost more round here.

 

[Broke Wave]

I live in the hood and falling off my roof would probably kill you.

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Speaking from the Afterlife

I made it

 

[ADK]

Y'all nikkas don't have a water fortress that ain't at least 60 feet deep like me? I can jump off my 3 story house, land in the beautiful purifying waters and live
Get your money up. I'm winning out here

 

[martin payne]

 

[Malik]

I fell off a three story house when I was 12. Had to get flown to the hospital via helicopter.

Half of my face was hanging off

 

[ADK]

I fell off a three story house when I was 12. Had to get flown to the hospital via helicopter.

Half of my face was hanging off

Do you wear a Kane mask

 

[Spoonz]

Then I guess I lost, no way the fall would do that much damage...

 

[MikelArteta]

baha

 

[Isaiah Bradley]

I thought you were gonna be on some dancehall reggae shyt by saying......"off the roof and land in some poosay, then you missing out"

 

[Malik]

Do you wear a Kane mask

No. I got 150 stitches. Had a mark on my face when I was younger.

By high school, it had faded. It's barely noticeable now.

 

[NotaPAWG]

i jumped off a second story porch into a kiddy pool (concerete underneath) when I was like.. 10. Pretty sure I fractured my leg, but my parents wasn't having that at the time lol

 

[flea]

I jumped off my roof once. I was surprised I didn't break my legs.

 

[Keep_It_Hip_Hop_Fam]

what if I have a five storey basement below ground level?