If Vampires wanted to assimilate into our society

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Would they be eligible for supplemental security income benefits?

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Yeah they might have supernatural powers like

3 times the normal strength of a human

Enhanced speed

Immortality

Shape shifting

Enhanced regeneration

Enhanced senses

But they also have weaknesses that put them at a disadvantage

Their need to drink blood to have access to mentioned supernatural powers

Their vulnerability to sunlight

Their inability to see themselves in reflective surfaces

Their need for invites. A Vampire cannot enter a home without invited in. An invitation can be withdrawn at any time and the vampire will be pushed from the home or have a sudden reason to leave. Technically this also applies for businesses, but as they are considered to be open for everyone, vampires can enter them. The "permission" can be revoked though.

Their Masters call. No matter the age a vampire will always be under the call of their master or creator. They are subject to their masters will no matter what.

Their extreme allergic reactions to silver, garlic, holy water, running water, religious items and symbols

Lastly the fact that they are technically dead. If they're dead would their social security number still be valid?

Hoe would society have to accommodate them?

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

i think they'd be eligible because they're deader than old dan and little anna

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

@YaThreadFloppedB!

 

[Taadow]

Lastly the fact that they are technically dead. If they're dead would their social security number still be valid?

Hoe would society have to accommodate them?

Whoa - they are not dead; they are undead.
This makes them differently abled, and not disabled.


Did you call me a hoe?

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Whoa - they are not dead; they are undead.
This makes them differently abled, and not disabled.


Did you call me a hoe?

Yes I did

 

[Take It In Blood]

Would coli brehs smash a vampire chick?

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Would coli brehs smash a vampire chick?

"Vampires with big titties appreciation thread" go make the the thread

 

[Ku$h Parker]

Would coli brehs smash a vampire chick?

The Baby Vamp from True Blood was

 

[Take It In Blood]

The Baby Vamp from True Blood was

Should I give True Blood another chance?

I started watching it and the US version of Being Human around the same time and threw True Blood in the bushes after like 5 episodes cause I felt Being Human was better

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Think about vampires brehs

 

[Rozay Oro]

This nikka lit af

 

[Human Torch]

What strain breh?

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

What a weird thread.

But if vampires existed, I would want to be one.

Live forever with supernatural strength and speed and I could always drink animal blood. So demonic, brehs

 

[cyndaquil]

"Vampires with big titties appreciation thread" go make the the thread

 

[GabForever]

Would coli brehs smash a vampire chick?

hell fukking yes.

then let her turn me into one