if u ain't eatin reeses "crispy crunchy", u pourin sweet and sour jelly on yaself

[Dont@Me]

this shyt restoring the FEELING!
I used to LOVE the old butterfingers, but those dumb mothafukkas changed their formula and made it "healthier" and it tastes bland as fukk now
I remember i hadn't had a butterfinger in years and then saw them at checkout one night and bought 5 of them shyts, KANG SIZE


rub my hands on my way home like a G, sit down and take a bite, and i knew i done fukked up bad . it's all good, maybe it's just that one bar, right? NOPE

i swore off them shyts for life and spit on nestle's grave

but now......ladies and gentlemen:

Spoiler

This shyt tastes JUST like the old butterfingers and surpassed 'em mothafukkas

Go cop you some you admittedly fat fukk

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Nah I'm good, for some reason i don't care for candy bars. Haven't legitimately had one in years. If I do, Babe Ruth it is

 

[Fill Collins]

fatty fatty boombalatty

 

[KBtheKey]

Last candy bar i had was just dark chocolate and sea salt. shyt was way more flames than any mainstream chocolate I've eaten

 

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

i hate butterfingers with a fukking passion use to get stuck in my teeth and picking that shyt out always felt like i was gonna tear a tooth out

 

[I Really Mean It]

 

[Dont@Me]

i hate butterfingers with a fukking passion use to get stuck in my teeth and picking that shyt out always felt like i was gonna tear a tooth out

Used to LOVE that. When it got stuck in ya teeth, That was just extra Butterfinger you can save for later

 

[Gloxina]

this shyt restoring the FEELING!
I used to LOVE the old butterfingers, but those dumb mothafukkas changed their formula and made it "healthier" and it tastes bland as fukk now
I remember i hadn't had a butterfinger in years and then saw them at checkout one night and bought 5 of them shyts, KANG SIZE


rub my hands on my way home like a G, sit down and take a bite, and i knew i done fukked up bad . it's all good, maybe it's just that one bar, right? NOPE

i swore off them shyts for life and spit on nestle's grave

but now......ladies and gentlemen:

Spoiler

This shyt tastes JUST like the old butterfingers and surpassed 'em mothafukkas

Go cop you some you admittedly fat fukk

FIVE?!
You went to the checkout with FIVE candy bars?!

 

[Dont@Me]

FIVE?!
You went to the checkout with FIVE candy bars?!

 

[jdubnyce]

Crunchy Nut Butter?

I'm good

Spoiler

nothing beats the classic

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Last candy bar i had was just dark chocolate and sea salt. shyt was way more flames than any mainstream chocolate I've eaten

You prolly ate it with a fork and your pinky in the air.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

FIVE?!
You went to the checkout with FIVE candy bars?!

Op

 

[Treblemaka]

If u still eatin sugary high carb over processed candy for snacks, u pourin sweet and sour jelly on yaself

Fixed that for you, OP.

 

[KBtheKey]

You prolly ate it with a fork and your pinky in the air.

I should have, but i ate it with the wrapper all the way off so i could have the residue after i finished it. Pinky was still in the air tho

 

[Smokee Robinson]

Thread is jokes but why did they stop making butterfinger BB’s those were better than the bars to me