If Trump died suddenly....

If Trump has a heart attack, your first thought will be that it was probably due to...

  • 70-year-old obese man under too much tension who doesn't get sleep and eats like shyt

    Votes: 17 51.5%

  • FBI needed to get back theirs

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • CIA are the ones that handle this

    Votes: 5 15.2%

  • Russia calling in their agent before he spills too much

    Votes: 3 9.1%

  • Mossad don't like loose lips on their sources

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Clinton machine chalks up one more for the body count

    Votes: 1 3.0%

  • You knew the establishment Republicans wouldn't let him hijack the party

    Votes: 1 3.0%

  • Alt-Right figured he could serve them better dead than alive at this point

    Votes: 2 6.1%

  • He ain't really dead you idiot, he on the island with Flight 370 and the kids from Sandy Hook

    Votes: 4 12.1%
  • Total voters
    33
  • Poll closed .
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will people believe it really happened :francis:

or will conspiracy theories run rampant? :yeshrug:


I’ve been thinking since the election that Trump suddenly keeling over one day was a real possibility. He’s over 70, he’s fat, he eats total shyt all the time, he’s thin-skinned and high-strung as fukk, he’s on meds, he stays up late into the night hate-texting, and he’s under insane stress. It’s all the risk factors for his heart to just give up on him.

But now that all this shyt has gone down, if something like that did happen, would the country believe it even if it were natural? And who would they blame for it? The FBI? The CIA? Russia? Mossad? The Democrats? Establishment Republicans? The Alt-Right themselves?

I mean, if Trump died in office under any circumstances, there would be conspiracy theories galore. That’s just the world we live in now. But if he dies in the middle of THIS shyt that's going down now, it’s going to be off the hook, right?

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The conspiracy theories on both political aisles will be bigger than the JFK conspiracies. There is just too much fukkery surrounding the guys and politics right now this wouldn't be a quiet event or moment in history.
 
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He'll be 71 next month, eats Big Macs everyday, says exercise is bad for you, stays up all night watching cable news, prone to mood swings and is generally a combative person...

Impeachment is never going to happen, but a fatal heart attack just may sometime in the next 4 years.
 
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I'd be too happy to give a shyt.

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"Natural death" is winning in a landslide and conversation detailed to rational talk of impeachment...have Alex Jones's reversals demoralized the entire conspiracy theory base?

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2stainz said:
Mueller as special prosecutor will have opportunity to ask for them/gain access to them :whew:

How do people make such pronouncements confidently :mjgrin:
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But will he be able to release the information to the public if there are links with russia?
 
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