If only real life were as simple as Animal Crossing

DaSk8D00D

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Why life gotta be so hard brehs?:mjcry:

In animal crossing, one long night of collecting bugs & fish will get you out of hundred thousand dollar debts and have you doing the money dance the next day:mjgrin:



Wanna get some new furniture? Go shake a dozen or so trees next time you’re out on a walk, and eventually a coffee table will gracefully float to your feet along with the leaves on the ground. Do it a few more times you might fukk around and get the chair too:ehh:


People hate on Tom Nook and say he hustlin everybody, but where else you gonna find a 0% interest home loan with no minimum payments? This dude don’t even care when you pay:heh:


These villagers out here big chillin. Mf’s ain’t payin no bills, running around with they arms up like an airplane not doing shyt and they got my ass building furniture and decorations for them before they even move in:bryan:
 

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Why life gotta be so hard brehs?:mjcry:
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