If Hip Hop Was An Ancient Roman Royal Kingdom

[Prince.Skeletor]

Nas would be the king
lauryn hill would be the queen
Kendrick lamar would be the prince that was very popular
there would currently be no available spots for a princess sadly
Papoose would be the king's assassin, the most feared assassin of all kingdoms, he was loyal to the king but even the king secretly feared him as he was the most feared slayer.
Lupe Fiasco would be the town philosopher/mathematician.
The were drugs in the kingdom, and all the fiends were southerners, they were bottomfeeders living on the streets.
Kanye West would be the town crazy man, but that many listened to and appreciated.
JayZ would be the king's double, in case Nas needed to send a doppelganger to take shots, so not a real king.
Busta Rhymes would be the village lurker, always seen everywhere trying to lure people into something where he can get something out of if.

 

[GreenGrass]

@ busta

suge would be the pope

birdman would be the transgender of the town

2pac would be the president

dre would be dre

drake would be the jew

canibus would be the alien

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

@ busta

suge would be the pope

birdman would be the transgender of the town

2pac would be the president

dre would be dre

drake would be the jew

canibus would be the alien

oh birdman whoa

 

[GreenGrass]

oh birdman whoa

He doesn't have to be the transgender. Maybe he can be the local PIMP of the town where he manages transgenders like Young Thug, Lil Yatchhy, and etc

Bone Thugs can be the gospel crew of the town

 

[GrindMode]

eminem would be...?

 

[blizzard man]

papoose would be the assasin?

jadakiss would be the royal parrot

 

[qnsfinest]

eminem would be...?

The village idiot

 

[kingofnyc]

 

[Neuromancer]

Nas would be the king
lauryn hill would be the queen
Kendrick lamar would be the prince that was very popular
there would currently be no available spots for a princess sadly
Papoose would be the king's assassin, the most feared assassin of all kingdoms, he was loyal to the king but even the king secretly feared him as he was the most feared slayer.
Lupe Fiasco would be the town philosopher/mathematician.
The were drugs in the kingdom, and all the fiends were southerners, they were bottomfeeders living on the streets.
Kanye West would be the town crazy man, but that many listened to and appreciated.
JayZ would be the king's double, in case Nas needed to send a doppelganger to take shots, so not a real king.
Busta Rhymes would be the village lurker, always seen everywhere trying to lure people into something where he can get something out of if.

50 cent would be the kings 1st general

2pac would probably be the patron saint of the kingdom. Rakim would be Nas' dad and former God-King.

Rick Ross would be a Noble with the king's ear.

Styles p would be the king's War master.

Wale would be the middle son who kept trying to prove himself.

Cole would be the son who wanted to be a fukking bard.

Dj Khalid would be the royal adviser.

Future is the village drunk. He can be found at a bar singing songs no one understands but seem to like.

 

[SunZoo]

eminem would be...?

The court jester, a troll that you don't wanna sleep on. Jesters were powerful because they were one of the few people that could openly mock the royals and other people of nobility without getting their head lopped off. They would often slip in real concerns and critiques from the towns people of the kings and queens into their routines and nobody would question them because they presented themselves as silly.

Stańczyk, one of the more famous Jesters in history.

 

[GrindMode]

The court jester, a troll that you don't wanna sleep on. Jesters were powerful because they were one of the few people that could openly mock the royals and other people of nobility without getting their head lopped off. They would often slip in real concerns and critiques from the towns people of the kings and queens into their routines and nobody would question them because they presented themselves as silly.

Stańczyk, one of the more famous Jesters in history.

i aint really look at it that way
crazy i was just listening to beautiful and he said
Marshall, you're so funny, man. You should be a comedian, goddamn!" Unfortunately I am. I just hide behind the tears of a clown

but i lowkey wouldnt JUST put him as some clown lol he gotta be way higher than that

 

[noumena]

Yall in here playing Royal Fruitcake Kingdom with yall fruitcup fantasies
Next yall be talkin bout unicorns and rainbows and shyt. All types of fakkitry going on in this thread
Miss me with that gay shyt breh

 

[SunZoo]

i aint really look at it that way
crazy i was just listening to beautiful and he said
Marshall, you're so funny, man. You should be a comedian, goddamn!" Unfortunately I am. I just hide behind the tears of a clown

but i lowkey wouldnt JUST put him as some clown lol he gotta be way higher than that

That's the point though, the jester isn't just some clown even though that's how he initially gets your attention. Like I said jesters were powerful figures...and Em has always had that Bugs Bunny routine where he does/says absurd shyt for the sake of entertainment. "Ain't I a stinker"?

I feel like Stimulate is a song that kinda sums up what Em thinks of himself and his place in Hip Hop and I would agree with him. Especially the last verse on that song.

If you fukk with or study the tarot you'd know the fool is one of the most powerful cards in the arcana.

Your standard deck of playing cards are really just a more simple version of the tarot...what's the one card that's more powerful than the King?

 

[ThaRealness]

What you meant to say is that Tupac is Julius Caesar