Those are ridiculous names. Lame as fucck. Better names:
Democrats - senior (party of pussies, we apologize for everything)
Democrats - majesty(we do right by our voters. U can go to hell if u think we’ll beg for your votes)
Republicans - majesty (party of Abraham Lincoln)
Republicans - senior (party of Reagan, and George Wallace)
Independent - confusorian (we care about all the lgbtqs and these other non black groups who think they’re oppressed.)