If America Had Six Parties, Which Would You Belong To?

Which Party are you in?

  • Patriot Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Christian Conservative Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Growth and Opportunity Party

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • New Liberal Party

    Votes: 6 42.9%
  • American Labor Party

    Votes: 4 28.6%
  • Progressive Party

    Votes: 3 21.4%

  • Total voters
    14

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Opinion | Quiz: If America Had Six Parties, Which Would You Belong To?

I’m in the New Liberal Party :obama:

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You are closest to the Progressive Party



haha take that you red rose bozos
 

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Those are ridiculous names. Lame as fucck. Better names:

Democrats - senior (party of pussies, we apologize for everything)
Democrats - majesty(we do right by our voters. U can go to hell if u think we’ll beg for your votes)
Republicans - majesty (party of Abraham Lincoln)
Republicans - senior (party of Reagan, and George Wallace)
Independent - confusorian (we care about all the lgbtqs and these other non black groups who think they’re oppressed.)
 

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the one that would eradicate paywalls :hmm:

edit: fired up the VPN, progressive party tho mapped pretty closely where Nap is, just a shade further left...so likely straddle that and new liberal party
 
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Before I even take the quiz I'm sure I'll end up in American Labor but there are certain things I have authoritarian tendencies about and there's no option for something like that a little higher on the far left in that quiz.
 
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