f**k the police in reality and in video game form.
the other night i was on gta5. i was playing as franklin and i stopped by one of the ammunation stores for a re-up. as soon as i park my car out front of the store, behind me at the intersection was this piglet mobile trying to pull over these two asian cats in black suits (i figured they were members of the triad). the asian dudes didn't even bother going through the intersection before they jumped out of their suv and started bussing at the pigs chasing them. it was funny at first because i forgot gta5 has side stuff like this going on in the game, but then i remembered i had a duty to do my part in eradicating the streets of los santos of unlawful scum................................so i pulled out my desert eagle .50 cal, and joined the shoot out. we made quick work of pigs in blue.