I wrote my Resume like Keith Lee when he tries to defend his Food Critic "credentials"

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I was wondering why everyone was talking about this dude and I had to investigate

- "Um I love to travel and eat food"
- "Um, I was a pro fighter and I had to cut weight"
- "Um, I'm a foodie so therefore I'm qualified to be a food critic"


So I'm watching this like.... oh wait, all I gotta do is use random non-sensical correlations to something and people will believe me? :ohhh::ohhh:


Just aced a Job interview where I bullshytted my way get a job for a position I wasn't qualified for

Thanks Keith Lee!!!!!! :blessed::blessed::blessed:
 

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What’s the requirements to be a food critic besides having taste buds? Deadass. Is the food good? Is it overpriced? Was the customer service good?

nikka is not pretending to be a French restaurateur/head chef of a Michelin star
Translation: I don't like these nikkas rating food without using the white mans taste buds :angry:
 

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nikkas be gatekeeping shyt nobody care about!

I ain’t ever order some food and look up if Anthony Bourdain positively reviewed it or not

But do you do drugs and look up what his experience on them were :sas2:
 
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