“I wish I was born in Dragon Ball Z” twitter thread. Replies got me dying.

[Mister Terrific]

 

[Tair]

That last one...

 

[rabbid]

your whole city get blown up and ran through over a minor disagreement. who would sit there and wish that

must think you're gonna be a saiyan you'll be lucky to get hired at the capsule corp front desk and watch bulma titties walk by

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

I would have a plug on the senzu beans

 

[Don Snow]

At least you get wished back when the bs happens




Also capsule corp >>>>>



Also you can search for the dragon balls and get paid

 

[Yagirlcheatinonus]

I smell mayo

 

[cole phelps]

your whole city get blown up and ran through over a minor disagreement. who would sit there and wish that

must think you're gonna be a saiyan you'll be lucky to get hired at the capsule corp front desk and watch bulma titties walk by

That sounds more like the marvel universe

 

[Hyperion]

Would hate to be in the tournament stands the moment Vegeta decided to start having an attitude.

 

[The BasedFather]

Always wondered about when superheroes fight in the city. Crashing through buildings and stuff. Superman easily killed a dozen people flying through these buildings

 

[Zime]

Unless I was a Krillin, Tien, or Yamcha type of human otherwise hell no

Uub don't count since he got Kid Buu powers

 

[Mister Terrific]

Yo I rewatched the Saiyan saga and I don’t know why I felt the Z fighters put up more of a fight because them dudes got wizashed by Nappa. Tien got bopped in the head once by Nappa and started leaking out of every orifice.


Like literally all they had to do was be like “yo goku gonna be here in a few hours want something to eat and a shower? I know your trip was long.”

Piccolo really brought Gohan to that fight like he was gonna be anything more than a liability. Like what training did you prepare him for bug monsters shooting acid out their heads. Of course he gonna freak da fukk out.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

First you have to be alright with living in a world where animals can talk, wear shirts and do whatever... A dog was the president of the world...

Not even talking about dinosaurs hanging out in the wild or the Red Ribbon Army doing high-scale terrorism...

 

[OneDeep]

Aye yo

What’s them pink lights in the sky

 

[Lambent55]

Get turned into candy and eaten by Buu or get absorbed by cell, pick one.

 

[kdslittlebro]

I remember the day I realized most large scale action shows and movies would be horror movies from a citizen’s perspective IRL nikka I would be terrified for my property and my life if I saw the Avengers show up