I whipped my dikk out at my works bathroom

[Formerly Black Trash]

Had to go piss real bad
Went in there and it was dude I'm cool with who sits adjacent to me in the cubicle over

Im trying to take my belt off as quick as possible at the stall

And instead of sliding it down I think grabbed it out in one swift motion

As soon as i did it I was like I hope bruh didn't see
But if he did that means he's not from Harlem

My pants are missing the button so I think that's why I unconsciously did it

I was mentally freaking out but now I'm over it

 

[Kenny West]

I too, have pissed at work

 

[heart]

Had to go piss real bad
Went in there and it was dude I'm cool with who sits adjacent to me in the cubicle over

Im trying to take my belt off as quick as possible

And instead of sliding it down I think grabbed it out in one swift motion

As soon as i did it I was like I hope bruh didn't see
But if he did that means he's not from Harlem

My pants are missing the button so I think that's why I unconsciously did it

I was mentally freaking out but now I'm over it

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Yeah. shyt fukked me up

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Well, at least you not jacking off there.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

I was like should I make this post?

Need a plat, fukk it

And maybe other ppl can share their almost catastrophic moments

 

[VegetasHairline]

Why do you feel the need to share this with a forum full of men?

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

I was like should I make this post?

Need a plat, fukk it

And maybe other ppl can share their almost catastrophic moments

Nah.

@Kasgoinjail see what I’m saying. It’s different types

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Why do you feel the need to share this with a forum full of men?

I thought yall were women the way yall bytches type

Im just playing
I was being sassy

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Nah.

@Kasgoinjail see what I’m saying. It’s different types

Types of what?

 

[VegetasHairline]

I thought yall were women the way yall bytches type

Im just playing
I was being sassy

Everything doesn't need to be shared online. Go start a journal.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Everything doesn't need to be shared online. Go start a journal.

This thecoli

This where I share all the weird fukked up shyt

 

[Koapa]

Had to go piss real bad
Went in there and it was dude I'm cool with who sits adjacent to me in the cubicle over

Im trying to take my belt off as quick as possible at the stall

And instead of sliding it down I think grabbed it out in one swift motion

As soon as i did it I was like I hope bruh didn't see
But if he did that means he's not from Harlem

My pants are missing the button so I think that's why I unconsciously did it

I was mentally freaking out but now I'm over it

Ban this closest weirdo. Why share this homo erotica.

 

[Sauce Mane]

Why are you pissing next to your coworker

Your work is far from Harlem huh?

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

You was on barista timing huh