I was called a cóon because I said "If all Hellcats were manual, their thefts would decrease by 95%"

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It's true, manual transmissions are anti-theft devices. Only truckers and bikers can steal your shyt if you have a manual.
 

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if all hellcats were omi their weight would increase by 95%
 

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I mean it's true
Locally it's been a couple cases of people getting car jacked in a manual and the jacker realizing the deal then saying "my bad" and giving the car back :francis:

:dead: I visualized the shyt like a Key and Peele skit.

Jacker: "yoaoooo give up the volvo"

Vic: "I got that stick on me"

*Points at clutch*

Jacker: :hubie: "you got it breh, I'm not trying to die today"
 
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Honestly, you shouldn't be stealing cars unless you can drive everything: 3 in the tree, 4 on the floor, 5 speed+, CVT, DCT etc.

What's weird is that you can look in the car window and SEE if it's a manual. The shifter is a dead azz giveaway since most automatics typically have the P/R/N/D/1/2 setup and obviously no clutch. These dudes just break into a car without looking at what's inside???

There may be some exceptions with newer rides where the shifter doesn't have the classic look.
 
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