I understand that MAN-LAW mandates that we let the woman choose but ...

[intruder]

Don't you hate it when you end up with the wrong brawd?

There is an ongoing situation that's developing as we speak and I'm not quite sure I'm liking my position in this one.

Don't get me wrong i'm being slotted with the cutest one in this case but despite that I feel like i'm drawing the short straw because she''s just not the one I'm attracted to.

shyt started at a house party 2 weekends ago that went haywire as grown ass folks decided to play "Truth or Dare" as things were winding down. I normally don't take part in that kinda foolery (probably once before) but I figured why not. I don't have time to give all the details right now but I think the MEN's COUNCIL should reconvene and see if this shyt still applies with modern landscape.

 

[ugksam]

"i dont have time to give all the details"

fukk you and your thread, you just gave up at the most important part

 

[Objection]

So you and your boys played truth or dare with a group of women and one of your boys got the chick you wanted? You got caught slippin'. If you got one that's attractive count it as a win. Imagine having to take one for the team if she was ugly.

 

[intruder]

So you and your boys played truth or dare with a group of women and one of your boys got the chick you wanted? You got caught slippin'. If you got one that's attractive count it as a win. Imagine having to take one for the team if she was ugly.

Long story short

Im at the party and chilling on the balcony with tis cat talking about cars and sports and shyt. Then the host comes and ask us if we're good we say yeah we cool. Homie then asks me if im dating her and I said no then he makes this remark remark to the effect of "damn shorty dine got fine" I'm like yeah but she and I are just cool. I use to hang with her cousin. So we on the balcony and this fiiine chick walks out there to come get some air and we're both looking at her like . She seemed like a cool brawd, a tad bit older (probably late 30s) and very mature so me and her start talking and homie just sitting there the whole time listening.

Then came the "Adult truth or dare" game.

The rule to the game was Everything that happens here stays here and if you dont feel comfortable doing the dare you must:

• Do 12 pushups AND take a shot if you're a man
• Do 5 pushups OR take a shot if you're a woman

So the host gets a dare to tongue kiss one of the players. She could have dropped and done the 5 or taken a shot but out of nowhere she comes and sticks her fukking tongue down my throat.
At first i said I said fukk it it's probably the alcohol (she was drunk)
But at this point the chick i was talking to on the balcony looking at me like along with a half ass smile like
I'm like

So today i get a text from the host inviting me to a double date. She apparently got free Hawks tickets and wants me to go with her. Fisrt off I wouldnt fukk with her because she's family to people i consider like family.
But then she mentioned that her homegirl (the chick i liked) and that dude (who likes her,the host, by the way) were also going and we'd be doing a "double date". Basically he's gonna be with the brawd i wanted while i'm with the one he wanted.

 

[Objection]

Long story short

Im at the party and chilling on the balcony with tis cat talking about cars and sports and shyt. Then the host comes and ask us if we're good we say yeah we cool. Homie then asks me if im dating her and I said no then he makes this remark remark to the effect of "damn shorty dine got fine" I'm like yeah but she and I are just cool. I use to hang with her cousin. So we on the balcony and this fiiine chick walks out there to come get some air and we're both looking at her like . She seemed like a cool brawd, a tad bit older (probably late 30s) and very mature so me and her start talking and homie just sitting there the whole time listening.

Then came the "Adult truth or dare" game.

The rule to the game was Everything that happens here stays here and if you dont feel comfortable doing the dare you must

• Do 12 pushups AND take a shot if you're a man
• Do 5 pushups OR take a shot if you're a woman

So the host gets a dare to tongue kiss one of the players. She could have dropped and done the 5 or taken a shot but out of nowhere she comes and sticks her fukking tongue down my throat.
At first i said I said fukk it it's probably the alcohol (she was drunk)
But at this point the chick i was talking to on the balcony looking at me like along with a half ass smile like
I'm like

So today i get a text from the host inviting me to a double date. She apparently got free Hawks tickets and wants me to go with her. Fisrt off I wouldnt fukk with her because she's family to people i consider like family.
But then she mentioned that her homegirl (the chick i liked) and that dude (who likes her,the host, by the way) were also going and we'd be doing a "double date". Basically he's gonna be with the brawd i wanted while i'm with the one he wanted.

My first question is why didn't you make a move the previous night? If she was willing to kiss you then that was your opportunity to get her number. Also, who invited the thirsty dude? Maybe your friend invited the other guy because she is interested in him.

 

[intruder]

My first question is why didn't you make a move the previous night? If she was willing to kiss you then that was your opportunity to get her number. Also, who invited the thirsty dude? Maybe your friend invited the other guy because she is interested in him.

The chick that kissed me is the one who invited me to the party. She is the host of the party. I wasnt interested in her. I wanted the dark skin chick I was talking to on the balcony.
I dont know where she knows the thirsty homie.

 

[Objection]

The chick that kissed me is the one who invited me to the party. She is the host of the party. I wasnt interested in her. I wanted the dark skin chick I was talking to on the balcony.
I dont know where she knows the thirsty homie.

Oh ok. Looks like you screwed then homie. Not much you can do without straight dumping on the one who kissed you. You can either see where things go with the hostess or try some sneak shyt while you out. I doubt the thirsty dude gonna let the fine chick outta his sight though. Dude could end up being a total lame and that may give you the opportunity to do some slick shyt but that leaves you looking like a creep if she ain't down for that.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

is this the life you atl nikkas live

 

[cleanface coney]

you thinkin too hard about it bro

 

[BruhMayne]

The chick that kissed me is the one who invited me to the party. She is the host of the party. I wasnt interested in her. I wanted the dark skin chick I was talking to on the balcony.
I dont know where she knows the thirsty homie.

Ima tell you what most likely happened

Ol girl you liked probably asked the hostess about you (in a non-thirsty way, you know how females do)

The hostess saw right through that shyt. In turn she pulled a power move that night since she basically knew it was do or die after you and the other girl were choppin up the night away on the balcony

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

ugly one called shotgun on u cause u on her level


maybe ur ugly

its levels

 

[Hood Critic]

Same old Intruder...what up though.

 

[CrimsonTider]

Long story long, you mean?

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

your homeboi smashing the dark skin while u make a thread about it brehs

 

[Panther]

at this point its pretty much a wrap, better talk to dude before the game and switch it up while yall are out