I think I would've been great as a loss prevention officer

[Buckeye Fever]

But just the one that sits in the office, watches the monitor, and tells the actual security to detain the shoplifters. All I have to do is wait for the cops to show up and I replay the surveillance footage for them I ain't chasing after anybody for shít that ain't mine

I saw a video on YouTube of a Mexican couple getting caught stealing out of walmart in New Mexico. Cops waited til they exited the store with the shopping carts

Them type of videos are my new addiction

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Good to catch the kids while they're young. Starts with video games and toys, but when they get older it will be stadiums and quarries.

 

[cyndaquil]

You always see them cac fat ex high-school football players in those type of roles. Cacs still be tryna tackle people like a level 5 pokemon when they think they are stealing. Be getting up picking out a wedgie talking bout "wait for the police to arrive" ol dirty plumber looking ass "I once ran a 5.2 40 yard dash"...a 5.2 who the fukk brags about a 5.2? There's Kroger workers running that fukk outta here big Tony you wasn't going pro
I'd be mad af if one of them mfers caught me and tackled me...how the fukk you get tackled by a middle aged white man who accolades was he ran 5.2 40 back during segregation?

 

[Uachet]

I would be bored out of my mind doing that job. Reading or watching something else while people were robbing the store blind.

 

[Duke Dixon]

Good to catch the kids while they're young. Starts with video games and toys, but when they get older it will be stadiums and quarries.

I'm curious about where you got these examples from. The only person that I can think of that fits those examples is Bane from the Dark Knight Rises.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

You always see them cac fat ex high-school football players in those type of roles. Cacs still be tryna tackle people like a level 5 pokemon when they think they are stealing. Be getting up picking out a wedgie talking bout "wait for the police to arrive" ol dirty plumber looking ass "I once ran a 5.2 40 yard dash"...a 5.2 who the fukk brags about a 5.2? There's Kroger workers running that fukk outta here big Tony you wasn't going pro

There's one at one of our walmarts. Big 6'3" 300lb muthafuçka

 

[cyndaquil]

There's one at one of our walmarts. Big 6'3" 300lb muthafuçka

Best believe that oogie boogie mfer be at home stretching and practicing his 3 point stance before he come to work in the morning

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

I'm curious abiur where you got these examples from. The only person that I can think of that fits those examples is Bane from the Dark Knight Rises.

 

[Duke Dixon]

I ain't know The Simpsons predicted The Dark Knight Rises too

 

[TheMailMan]

I'll pass. Not trying to get shot for a 55 inch Vizio and a carton of eggs lol

 

[DetroitEWarren]

@Buckeye Fever is the only nikka in the world who sits up on screen with a thought bubble over his head that says "I would be the GOAT snitch".

Rat ass nikka. Go to your box. You spent the family savings on witnesses/co snitches. You deserve prison time under a transgender warden.