I think Cobras are cool and all but I could NEVA!

[987654321]

I don’t mind snakes but I won’t touch them unless they aren’t venomous and they can’t be bigger than a boa. To keep a King Cobra is wild, but I understand.

Peep how the snake is all like: at the beginning

 

[CopiousX]

#sssssssss

 

[Sterling Archer]

Peep how the snake is all like: at the beginning

I didn’t think the snake would actually be doing that but he was.

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

One bite & it's over.

 

[SupaDupaFresh]

Snakes kick ass.

 

[ciubaca]

im sure that snake was defanged and milked

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

I'm good on snakes. They cool but I'm good.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

fukk that

 

[3rdWorld]

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

im sure that snake was defanged and milked

This

 

[IslandG]

Came in expecting GI Joe.

“Crashing through the sky, comes a fearful cry….”Cobra!””
“Cobra!”

 

[Ironman]

A black man in a hoodie minding his business has them crossing the street though

 

[GoAggieGo.]

Hell no.

Snakes are interesting animals, but I don’t wanna be near one. I definitely don’t want one as a pet. First instincts when I see one is to always wanna go grab my shovel.

 

[Mike Nasty]

im sure that snake was defanged and milked

lol no they aren't. There's a guy in Florida that has one, Chandler? I think his buddy got bit and he tells the story. But apparently King Cobras are a lot smarter than a regular snake.

Edit: interesting vid. He's lucky to be alive