I’m at my favorite restaurant and I’m cool with the owner and as I’m dipping out I go to shake his hand and he puts a pound out and I had to do that gay ass shyt of wrapping my hand on top of his fist like it’s a baseball. Like wtf did I do wrong? I was with a fly bytch looking cool as fukk. shyt hurt my fukking heart. I’m in my chair smoking a cigarette almost in tears. I don’t even look like a bytch guys 
