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Well....a week ago I went to San Francisco just to chill..I noticed the Victoria secret store was having a meet and greet with Victoria secret models who were in there signing autographs..so I strolled in just to look at the eye candy..one of the models approached me and we started talking for about 10 minutes..well you know me..I gave her my number and left..:youngsabo:

A few hours later I was back at my home in Oakland about to fall asleep..:snooze:and my phone rings..it's the Victoria secret model..she tells me she wants to come over..mind you..I'm hella tired, but I won't turn down free p*ssy..:manny:...so she comes over and we fukk a few times and she leaves..

The next day at work she shows up to my job:mindblown:..I'm like ..I think this bytch is crazy..she's begging me to quit my job and go with her to Italy to live at her beach house:wtf:...I don't speak Italian..why the fukk would I want to go there..so I tell her she has to go and to stop calling me..

Well today I come home and as soon as I open the door she's laying on my bed naked fingering her p*ssy..:dahell:..I'm like you gotta get the fukk outta my house:camby:..so I kicked her out..

I found out that my manager had let her in my apartment because she claimed to be my wife..

These bytches are cray cray these daze:lupe:
 

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shyt i'd be on that vespa eating a spicy meatball tonight. why u ain't catch the red eye to italia, breh?


For one..all my friends and family are here..

For two..I can't get my SSI checks and I don't want to quit my warehouse job

For 3..she's rich and sorta famous in the modeling world..Im a humble dude and low key..I don't want to be in tabloids and I'm against a rich capitalistic media driven society like she lives in..if she modeled for the Red Cross than I might be with her..too bad the Red Cross doesn't have models..
 

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For one..all my friends and family are here..

For two..I can't get my SSI checks and I don't want to quit my warehouse job

For 3..she's rich and sorta famous in the modeling world..Im a humble dude and low key..I don't want to be in tabloids and I'm against a rich capitalistic media driven society like she lives in..if she modeled for the Red Cross than I might be with her..too bad the Red Cross doesn't have models..

right on. those are all legit reasons. no reasons to leave everything you got for ANY bytch. plus you'd be basically dependent on that chica. that shyt can make you feel like you pimpin at first but it can get embarrassing quite quickly. props to not abandoning your principles.
 
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right on. those are all legit reasons. no reasons to leave everything you got for ANY bytch. plus you'd be basically dependent on that chica. that shyt can make you feel like you pimpin at first but it can get embarrassing quite quickly. props to not abandoning your principles.


Fa rill tho..I'll just let these haters hate in my thread thinking I'm telling ducktales..these are kids..if they got stalked they would feel where I'm coming from..I'll just ignore their bullshyt duck gifs and smilies and talk to real adults in this thread..
 

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Yeah..they must live in Idaho,,not a cosmopolitan city like Oakland..

exactly. i live in one of craziest cities on earth. i couldn't avoid drama or wild ass shyt like this if i tried. even if i stayed home, they'd bring it to my door. plus the whole west coast lifestyle is something nikkas cannot grasp unless they live here for a while.
 

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exactly. i live in one of craziest cities on earth. i couldn't avoid drama or wild ass shyt like this if i tried. even if i stayed home, they'd bring it to my door. plus the whole west coast lifestyle is something nikkas cannot grasp unless they live here for a while.


Yeah it's crazy out here..i used to go down to LA just to fukk A list actresses...you might see them coming outta high end fashion stores on rodeo drive and i spit my game..been to a few oscar's, but never walked the red carpet with them because I didn't want to be in the media..but Hollywood knows how crazy I get at the after parties to the oscars..very drug friendly environment indeed..
 

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Yeah it's crazy out here..i used to go down to LA just to fukk A list actresses...you might see them coming outta high end fashion stores on rodeo drive and i spit my game..been to a few oscar's, but never walked the red carpet with them because I didn't want to be in the media..but Hollywood knows how crazy I get at the after parties to the oscars..very drug friendly environment indeed..

word. i'm always outta town when the AVN awards go down outta here but i'ma eat next time around. :blessed:
 

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word. i'm always outta town when the AVN awards go down outta here but i'ma eat next time around. :blessed:


Did you go to Naomi watts greaser theme party last week? Everyone who's somebody knew about it..shyt was crazy..John travolta was so drunk he crashed his motorcycle into a tree:skip:

You missed it man..I think Leo Cap is doing something this month..I'll PM you the details..not sure tho..he always flakes..
 

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Did you go to Naomi watts greaser theme party last week? Everyone who's somebody knew about it..shyt was crazy..John travolta was so drunk he crashed his motorcycle into a tree:skip:

You missed it man..I think Leo Cap is doing something this month..I'll PM you the details..not sure tho..he always flakes..

i heard sumn about it but i wasn't really trippin'. i've been on my grind so i ain't partying too hard like that. hit me whenever, tho. i've been tryna stay focused on gigging so it's been a lot of just spotting ppl and waving while i'm out. i saw Ava Devine a lil bit ago and that was hella cool.

:dead: at Travolta. That man is a national treasure.
 
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