I Need Help Getting Hoodrats Brehs

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

It be some thick ass hood rats I be wishing I could hit but I can't.
Im too much of the opposite of what they want.
Im smart, I don't go clubbing every week, I don't listen to Boosie or Wayne, I don't sell dope, I care about too much stuff, etc.
Im like Trey from Boyz N Da Hood.
Closest thing to hood is my accent but I still use correct grammar.
Dudes be talking about how easy it is to get hoodrats but its not for me.
I needs help brehs

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Threads I never thought I'd see for $500, Alex.

 

[BrothaZay]

Straight forward approach. Don't be intimidated by them.
If you are, always remember when you approach a hoodrat. You ARE doing BETTER than her. Shes broke, most likely doesnt have a car, lives in a dusty apartment, low intelligence and probably doesn't have any real goals. SHE IS BENEATH YOU and should consider it a privilege to have your attention.

 

[Wild self]

Get a sense of humor

Do shyt

Say less than you want'

Joke on these ladies playfully.

Dress fresh and get cologne

 

[Danny Up]

Say some ignorant shyt to her. shyt you wouldn't ever say in front of your momma or woman you respect.

 

[Ricky Church]

wasn't this same thread created months ago?

 

[chief_keef_stan]

wasn't this same thread created months ago?

i was boutta say i remember OP makin a similar thread...

oh well fuk it

 

[gho3st]

It be some thick ass hood rats I be wishing I could hit but I can't.
Im too much of the opposite of what they want.
Im smart, I don't go clubbing every week, I don't listen to Boosie or Wayne, I don't sell dope, I care about too much stuff, etc.
Im like Trey from Boyz N Da Hood.
Closest thing to hood is my accent but I still use correct grammar.
Dudes be talking about how easy it is to get hoodrats but its not for me.
I needs help brehs

get some cheese

 

[Bay Area]

If you cant pull a hoodrat then u are a virgin my nikka.

 

[BrothaZay]

Say some ignorant shyt to her. shyt you wouldn't ever say in front of your momma or woman you respect.

Yes to this

Get a sense of humor

Do shyt

Say less than you want'

Joke on these ladies playfully.

Dress fresh and get cologne

Cant really agree with this.
Dress fresh and say less than you want, I co sign. For intelligent people like us, our humor doesn't work on hoodrats. It works on other females on our level, but a hoodrat is too ignorant and dumb enough to take our "humor game" seriously, which turns her off. Just be straight forward

 

[Atlrocafella]

Straight forward approach. Don't be intimidated by them.
If you are, always remember when you approach a hoodrat. You ARE doing BETTER than her. Shes broke, most likely doesnt have a car, lives in a dusty apartment, low intelligence and probably doesn't have any real goals. SHE IS BENEATH YOU and should consider it a privilege to have your attention.

Gotdamn Brothazay delivered this shyt like a sermon

 

[Canada Goose]

Do hoodrats really be listening to Boosie? For some reason hoodrats don't strike me as the type of women that would go out of there way to check for a rapper that's not mainstream.

I'd imagine the average hoodrat's playlist is drake and random songs from the Hot 97 playlist

 

[Wild self]

Yes to this

Cant really agree with this.
Dress fresh and say less than you want, I co sign. For intelligent people like us, our humor doesn't work on hoodrats. It works on other females on our level, but a hoodrat is too ignorant and dumb enough to take our "humor game" seriously, which turns her off. Just be straight forward

You right. That already establishes that they need to step they shyt up and not to fukk around. Also tell them that you seeing multiple chicks at the moment and if they say that you in a relationship, say "maybe, maybe not"

 

[BrothaZay]

You right. That already establishes that they need to step they shyt up and not to fukk around. Also tell them that you seeing multiple chicks at the moment and if they say that you in a relationship, say "maybe, maybe not"

Speaking from experience?

 

[Wild self]

Speaking from experience?