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wait.. my sis might be on to something...
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I mean SIS got a point!
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The BasedFather
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Finesse on point and I know the church c00ns eating it up 
She probably goes home to her white husband named Brad and talks in the whitest voice possible. Sits down with a jar of mayo and watches Friends.
Also this is who Kamala imagines she sounds like
She probably goes home to her white husband named Brad and talks in the whitest voice possible. Sits down with a jar of mayo and watches Friends.
Also this is who Kamala imagines she sounds like
They shoulda never gave seniors pornhub
Them motivational sayings that really don't mean shyt but sound positive.
Produce your own oil brehs, don't be like Chicken, be like Bacon.
I got one,
Don't just drink water brehs, hydrate your spirit with prayer and with the holy anointment of christ you will never be thirsty again.
Produce your own oil brehs, don't be like Chicken, be like Bacon.
I got one,
Don't just drink water brehs, hydrate your spirit with prayer and with the holy anointment of christ you will never be thirsty again.
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Justin Nitsuj
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Bacon also burn easily in high temperatures.
Toe Jay Simpson
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A big white woman telling an audience full of people to act like a pig
Blown Moon
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Yeah, fukk what God has to say about unclean animals, right?
Make them like that which shouldn't even be touched, in the name of The Most High.
Make them like that which shouldn't even be touched, in the name of The Most High.
To be fair God was saying that back when those animals were actually unclean. If you asked him today, and showed him that your pig was raised free range and only ate organic non gmo grains, he would likely say that the animal is in fact clean now.
bible doesn't get updated as regularly as your smart phone, gotta keep in mind the contemporary relevance behind why certain behaviors were encouraged/discouraged by God in the BC era and apply the reasoning to modern times. God is all-knowing, you can trust that the Lord has common sense. he not some ignorant old head stuck in his ways and doing things simply because that's how momma taught him. The passages came from legit places of wisdom at the time they were written. not just tradition
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Blown Moon
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Respectfully, if you wanna remix the word into what makes you happy, have at it. But Yahweh said what he said. It's genius can't be comprehended with the human mind, he knew how times would change and he still said that shyt in the Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth book.
Just understand that you are essentially accusing Yahweh of being petty and stupid with this logic. If he is all knowing he is perfectly capable of comprehending that lifestyles choices that worked for people in 83 bc aren't going to be same as the ones that work for people in 2024 ad. He is not going include passages on the evils of social media addiction before social media existed, because people would have no comprehension of the meaning in that time. ( if you are trying to say he meant for us to interpret certain passage as relating to social in todays age, then why not have that attitude towards his view on clean animals today as well?) i bet you if facebook was around back then there would be a direct reference to it in the bible.
Blown Moon
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Just understand that you are essentially accusing Yahweh of being petty and stupid with this logic. If he is all knowing he is perfectly capable of comprehending that lifestyles choices that worked for people in 83 bc aren't going to be same as the ones that work for people in 2024 ad. He is not going include passages on the evils of social media addiction before social media existed, because people would have no comprehension of the meaning in that time. ( if you are trying to say he meant for us to interpret certain passage as relating to social in todays age, then why not have that attitude towards his view on clean animals today as well?) i bet you if facebook was around back then there would be a direct reference to it in the bible.
I'm not going back and forth with you, breh. Continue to do as you will and not as Yah wills. I couldn't care less about your salvation. Have fun listening to Pastor Porkchop, gay choir directors, and a overall opiate based experience that never challenges you and forces you to change/evolve.
Just understand that you are essentially accusing Yahweh of being petty and stupid with this logic. If he is all knowing he is perfectly capable of comprehending that lifestyles choices that worked for people in 83 bc aren't going to be same as the ones that work for people in 2024 ad. He is not going include passages on the evils of social media addiction before social media existed, because people would have no comprehension of the meaning in that time. ( if you are trying to say he meant for us to interpret certain passage as relating to social in todays age, then why not have that attitude towards his view on clean animals today as well?) i bet you if facebook was around back then there would be a direct reference to it in the bible.
I'm not going back and forth with you, breh. Continue to do as you will and not as Yah wills. I couldn't care less about your salvation. Have fun listening to Pastor Porkchop, gay choir directors, and a overall opiate based experience that never challenges you and forces you to change/evolve.
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No more PAWGs, PLEASE??!!!??
Brehs are arguing to justify why they eat swine.
Swine is not kosher or halal.
Swine is not kosher or halal.
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