SouthPaw
aka POUND PUPPY
I don't care if they blacked owned, korean, jamaican, japanese, spanish, arab!!!! NO! Don't do it to yourself!!!
I don't care if they food look tantalizing! If they be cooking in that bytch at 3:45am and it's the only thing open! NOOOO!!! Hell NO!
Let me share with you guys a story or two........ Everybody got that corner store that sell sub sandwiches or fried chicken, or beef patties! NO! NO! NO!
I'm in my old neighborhood higher den a bytch got the munchies and decide to take a stroll to the 'ALL NIGHT STO' <- that's the name for real! We all know no one looks at the real name of a corner store. Whatever the nickname is.... is what it is.......
So this particular store make subs. Whatever kind you want. Steak & cheese, salami and provolone whatever. The sub guy wasn't in so I decided to buy 2 hotpockets and take them home. The girl in front of me had asked for 4 of them so that's what brought them to my attention. She looked like she was shopping for kids because she had a bunch of quarter juices and chips and shyt to go along with.
I saw they had the microwavable cheeseburgers so I got one and a soda and head home. I pulled the hotpocket out high as hell and go to try to stick it in the crust case and the shyt wasn't fitting. I go to take a closer look to make it fit and I notice the edges of the crust were GREEEEENNNNNN!!!!
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I rip open the top of the hotpocket and I swear to God the inside looked like this!!!!!!!!
But with a BIGGER BEARD!!! It looked like a mix of cobbwebbs And MOLD!!!!!!!!!!
Omgggg!! I can't even finish telling the story!! Needless to say I felt sorry for those kids!!!
Fastforward to where I stay now. I'm near the neighborhood I grew up in. So I take my ass to the 'GREEN STO' by my peoples house and I bought some chocolate syrup to go with the milk a nikka got at the crib. This shyt was about a week ago. I pour my nice ice cold glass of milk and bust open my syrup. This is the kind I got exactly.
Do you know I go to remove the plastic off the muthafukking cap and this shyt got an EXPIRATION DATE of DECEMBER TWO THOUSAND MUTHAfukkING TEN!!!!!!!
expires 12/10 ....................................................
If that shyt EXPIRE in 2010 a muthafukking syrup.......... When you think they made it??? I dropped that shyt in the trash without even giving it a 2nd look!!!!!! Dropped that shyt just like I'm dropping this mic!!!!!
I don't care if they food look tantalizing! If they be cooking in that bytch at 3:45am and it's the only thing open! NOOOO!!! Hell NO!
Let me share with you guys a story or two........ Everybody got that corner store that sell sub sandwiches or fried chicken, or beef patties! NO! NO! NO!
I'm in my old neighborhood higher den a bytch got the munchies and decide to take a stroll to the 'ALL NIGHT STO' <- that's the name for real! We all know no one looks at the real name of a corner store. Whatever the nickname is.... is what it is.......
So this particular store make subs. Whatever kind you want. Steak & cheese, salami and provolone whatever. The sub guy wasn't in so I decided to buy 2 hotpockets and take them home. The girl in front of me had asked for 4 of them so that's what brought them to my attention. She looked like she was shopping for kids because she had a bunch of quarter juices and chips and shyt to go along with.
I saw they had the microwavable cheeseburgers so I got one and a soda and head home. I pulled the hotpocket out high as hell and go to try to stick it in the crust case and the shyt wasn't fitting. I go to take a closer look to make it fit and I notice the edges of the crust were GREEEEENNNNNN!!!!
........................I rip open the top of the hotpocket and I swear to God the inside looked like this!!!!!!!!
But with a BIGGER BEARD!!! It looked like a mix of cobbwebbs And MOLD!!!!!!!!!!
Omgggg!! I can't even finish telling the story!! Needless to say I felt sorry for those kids!!!
Fastforward to where I stay now. I'm near the neighborhood I grew up in. So I take my ass to the 'GREEN STO' by my peoples house and I bought some chocolate syrup to go with the milk a nikka got at the crib. This shyt was about a week ago. I pour my nice ice cold glass of milk and bust open my syrup. This is the kind I got exactly.
Do you know I go to remove the plastic off the muthafukking cap and this shyt got an EXPIRATION DATE of DECEMBER TWO THOUSAND MUTHAfukkING TEN!!!!!!!
expires 12/10 ....................................................If that shyt EXPIRE in 2010 a muthafukking syrup.......... When you think they made it??? I dropped that shyt in the trash without even giving it a 2nd look!!!!!! Dropped that shyt just like I'm dropping this mic!!!!!
I don't drink. I only smoke weed. I should've felt the temperature tho. I wasn't frozen that should've been a heads up. The crust looked regular. It was a green line going across the edge of it. That's what made me say 
I ripped the top off and was like..... 
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