I Just Told a Put Together White Woman She Couldn't Enter My Building...Great Feeling

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Live in a pretty nice building in the Bay area. Some youngish white woman was hanging outside the entrance talking on her phone.

I put in my code and the door clicked.

Cave dweller tried opening the door for me then piggybacking her way in. :skip:

Turned around and told her it wasn't happening. :gucci:

She tried to get an explanation out but I cut her off and just...

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Watched her soul burn as I walked away.

Felt great. :ahh:

Stick it to these white women every chance I get (multiple meanings).
 
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lol a white dude was walking his dog outside my apartment building a few months ago (pretty upscale, i'm one of the only black people living in there)

i used my fob to walk in and i guess karen was tryin' to piggyback off of me - i wasn't really paying attention and i swung the door closed behind me with the swiftness, like i usually do

dude starts cryin' like a bytch "are you fukking kidding me dude?!"

i'm like "what you mean?" :jbhmm:

the bytch starts talking about why'd i slam the door in his face, i live here too :mjlol:

i was like "i wouldn't know that you lived here :mjpls:who are you?"

boy starts talking about "you could've fukking asked me if i lived here :dead:"

i just kept telling him "i couldn't tell that you lived here, boy i don't know you :mjpls:"

dude was red in the face straight bytchin', ended up walking back outside :mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

thinkin' back i should've asked him for a fade lol
 

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What a bytch with no respect
Live in a pretty nice building in the Bay area. Some youngish white woman was hanging outside the entrance talking on her phone.

I put in my code and the door clicked.

Cave dweller tried opening the door for me then piggybacking her way in. :skip:

Turned around and told her it wasn't happening. :gucci:

She tried to get an explanation out but I cut her off and just...

close-door-the-office.gif


Watched her soul burn as I walked away.

Felt great. :ahh:

Stick to these white women every chance I get (multiple meanings).
 

Rick Fox at UNC

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lol a white dude was walking his dog outside my apartment building a few months ago (pretty upscale, i'm one of the only black people living in there)

i used my fob to walk in and i guess karen was tryin' to piggyback off of me - i wasn't really paying attention and i swung the door closed behind me with the swiftness, like i usually do

dude starts cryin' like a bytch "are you fukking kidding me dude?!"

i'm like "what you mean?" :jbhmm:

the bytch starts talking about why'd i slam the door in his face, i live here too :mjlol:

i was like "i wouldn't know that you lived here :mjpls:who are you?"

boy starts talking about "you could've fukking asked me if i lived here :dead:"

i just kept telling him "i couldn't tell that you lived here, boy i don't know you :mjpls:"

dude was red in the face straight bytchin', ended up walking back outside :mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

thinkin' back i should've asked him for a fade lol

You did the right thing like Spike in '89.

That's the thing. These people could be anybody.

Look like vagrants to me. :picard:

Or they might be scoping out the building to shoot it up. The signs and lease agreements say no piggybacking allowed. You scan your own key.
 
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