I just had sex with this 80 year old cougar.

[observe]

Well I was on the bus today going to my folks house to make some beats. I was sitting in the front of this bus when this old lady gets on with her cane and sits next to me. She says that I look young handsome and strong and that she wishes her husband was a strong and young as me. So I'm thinking is she trying to flirt..so I flirt back playfully because I know I'm not going to do anything..then she starts talking about how she hasn't had sex in a few years cuz her husband is in a coma..I'm like that's sad, not for your husband, but for you not getting some dikk..she says "boy, I'll put it on you like you never had it before" I'm like " c'mon you ain't about that life".. Then she says lets take it to the motel and grabs my dikk.,I'm like ..

So we get off the bus and check into the nearest motel..I gave her the fukking..and the good thing is, is that I busted all inside that p*ssy cuz she can't get pregnant..she also sucked my dikk too..she had some good p*ssy tho..her shyt was tight moist and tender..she also shot me a few dollars for lunch..I didn't get her number because having an 80 year old girlfriend is kinda awkward..

 

[Rich Spirit]

Cool story bro

 

[ChrisDorner]

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Checks your rep.... no wonder

 

[observe]

Checks your rep.... no wonder

 

[The 2020 New Member]

where can we hear some of ya beats, breh?

also, old people can provide some great sex. i've never hit the 80 year old range though...60 is my peak so far.

 

[Fmju]

 

[observe]

where can we hear some of ya beats, breh?

also, old people can provide some great sex. i've never hit the 80 year old range though...60 is my peak so far.

I'm not that good at making beats

But yeah..the older the bytch the better the p*ssy..that's what my mom used to say

 

[StarClout]

 

[ugksam]

i dont know what it is but for some reason i totally believe this story

 

[DStyles]

The oldest I fukked was in her late 30s and she was one of those cheap mexican escorts


Still though

 

[Metta World Movement]

Why the fukk did my dikk move to that story

 

[AkaDemiK]

filthy ass nikka

 

[The Guru]

What's a peach to a prune?

 

[Jamal514]

Well I was on the bus today going to my folks house to make some beats. I was sitting in the front of this bus when this old lady gets on with her cane and sits next to me. She says that I look young handsome and strong and that she wishes her husband was a strong and young as me. So I'm thinking is she trying to flirt..so I flirt back playfully because I know I'm not going to do anything..then she starts talking about how she hasn't had sex in a few years cuz her husband is in a coma..I'm like that's sad, not for your husband, but for you not getting some dikk..she says "boy, I'll put it on you like you never had it before" I'm like " c'mon you ain't about that life".. Then she says lets take it to the motel and grabs my dikk.,I'm like ..

So we get off the bus and check into the nearest motel..I gave her the fukking..and the good thing is, is that I busted all inside that p*ssy cuz she can't get pregnant..she also sucked my dikk too..she had some good p*ssy tho..her shyt was tight moist and tender..she also shot me a few dollars for lunch..I didn't get her number because having an 80 year old girlfriend is kinda awkward..